Reset Password
If you've forgotten your password, you can enter your email address below. An email will then be sent with a link to set up a new password.
Cancel
Reset Link Sent
If the email is registered with our site, you will receive an email with instructions to reset your password. Password reset link sent to:
Check your email and enter the confirmation code:
Don't see the email?
  • Resend Confirmation Link
  • Start Over
Close
If you have any questions, please contact Customer Service
Forgot password?
Blogs > aascrompn > The Shit I Say

Simple Math  

aascrompn 49M
4368 posts
12/8/2006 11:13 am

Last Read:
12/14/2006 10:17 am
Simple Math

I < 8" = no pussy.
I < 6' = no pussy.
I < athletic = no pussy.

no pussy + no pussy + no pussy = me calling a prostitue.

I would've never believed that by expanding my preferred age bracket up by 10 years, and by changing my location within my account, and even adding 'average' into my things that I like, that I couldn't get laid. However, it seems fucking nobody wants to fuck me... lmao.

All of you ladies (both of you), please read my profile and tell me what sucks about it.

I'm dialing the right now... I = < $500

~ AAS

jadedbabe78 113F
Ask me for a photo

12/8/2006 2:41 pm

 I honestly don't see a prob with it. Then again, I'm no expert. You're being honest in it and you don't come across as an asshole, either.

That's just my 2 cents.


aascrompn replies on 12/14/2006 10:14 am:
Thanks for checking it out!

damseldistress8 52F

12/8/2006 3:29 pm

 Geez, don't you know Ms. Mary Palm is always with you? hehe


aascrompn replies on 12/14/2006 10:15 am:
You're right... she's tired of me too.

rm_impish_pixie 61F
6862 posts
12/10/2006 5:33 pm

 Well...you're a bit far from me - **sigh**
I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn


aascrompn replies on 12/14/2006 10:16 am:
So what are you saying?

doctatlanta 59M

12/14/2006 6:38 am

 LOLL OLO>OLLL OLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOOL
LOLO>O>O>OLLOLOLLOLLOLLOLL
LOLOLOLLOLOLO

"all of you ladies (both of you)"

I KNOW how you feel brother... I DO! and I'm going to help with it... NO, I'm not going to blow you or anything like that, although I'm sure that would make you feel like living again.

Come to a meet and greet tomorrow in Buck head... send me a msg!!


aascrompn replies on 12/14/2006 10:17 am:
Heh... Glad you thought it was funny!

Become a member to create a blog