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Blogs > Magichands4Uall > Just my place to ponder life

Getting Old ??  

Magichands4Uall 63M
243 posts
9/26/2014 10:12 am

Last Read:
10/10/2014 8:38 am
Getting Old ??

Two elderly gentlemen were sitting at their usual table at the Bush Inn, when one turns to the other and says: Bert, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'
Bert says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'
'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?'
'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'




Magichands4Uall 63M
192 posts
9/28/2014 9:34 am
    Quoting AmeliaCox:
    The usual version of this one goes... and I just shit my pants.

    The Mattel toy, Baby Born is promoted as having real, live body functions yet still can't squeeze a loaf
Oh Mel


SCORPIOMALE2014 53M
64 posts
9/26/2014 10:34 am

 LoL..


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