Reset Password
If you've forgotten your password, you can enter your email address below. An email will then be sent with a link to set up a new password.
Cancel
Reset Link Sent
If the email is registered with our site, you will receive an email with instructions to reset your password. Password reset link sent to:
Check your email and enter the confirmation code:
Don't see the email?
  • Resend Confirmation Link
  • Start Over
Close
If you have any questions, please contact Customer Service
Forgot password?
Blogs > Magichands4Uall > Just my place to ponder life

Tony Abbott, Australias Prime Minister  

Magichands4Uall 63M
243 posts
1/21/2015 6:52 am

Last Read:
1/23/2015 6:57 am
Tony Abbott, Australias Prime Minister

A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.'

'Oh', said the man. 'Whose clock is that?'

'That's Mother Teresa's', replied St. Peter. 'The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'

'Incredible', said the man. ' And whose clock is that one?'

St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.'

'Where's Tony Abbotts clock?' asked the man.

St Peter replied, 'Jesus has it in his office. He uses it as a ceiling fan.'
Magichands4Uall 63M
192 posts
1/23/2015 6:57 am
    Quoting  :
lol, yeah its pretty true I think


Become a member to create a blog