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Blogs > senecaguy2 > Sex - Hot - Cold - Fun - Funny

Olympics  

senecaguy2 63M
536 posts
2/6/2014 2:11 pm
Olympics

Wonder if there will be as many funny remarks made during these Olympics as the summer ones:

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her<b> snatch </font></b>this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'

2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'

4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'

5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.'

6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'

8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'

9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?

secretlives72 51F
155 posts
2/7/2014 4:19 pm

 Those are great!


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