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Blogs > senecaguy2 > Sex - Hot - Cold - Fun - Funny

Why I Fired My Secretary  

senecaguy2 63M
535 posts
6/5/2015 11:22 am

Last Read:
6/6/2015 3:25 pm
Why I Fired My Secretary

Two weeks ago, was my birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went into breakfast, knowing my wife would be pleasant and say Happy Birthday and probably have a present for me. She didn't even say Good Morning, let alone any Happy Birthday. I said, well, that's wives for you. The will remember. The came into breakfast and didn't say a word. When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday." And I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon. About noon Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go." We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office. Do we?" I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment, we had another martini and smoked a cigarette and she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable." "Sure," I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and in about six minutes, she came out... ... carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife and . All were singing Happy Birthday. ... and there on the couch I sat... ... with nothing on but my socks... … and *that's* why I fired my secretary

LadyTeddieBear 66F  
1131 posts
6/5/2015 11:43 am

 Oh my goodness that must have been a shock. I bet everyone one was shocked. But why fire the secretary she did nothing wrong. but help your wife surprize you. You cant blame the secretary how was she suppose to know that you would take what she said and you took your clothes off lol
LadyTeddieBear


senecaguy2 replies on 6/6/2015 12:46 pm:
It's a joke.. but glad it got your attention

Stay_In_Reality 56M  
2209 posts
6/5/2015 11:56 am

 Oh, now that's funny.

That said, considering people in your country litigate for the slightest thing, I'd seek legal representation sharpish, no doubt your secretary will


CUMHANDLEME 61F  
794 posts
6/5/2015 12:39 pm

 And your wife divorced you and took the kids
Do you have any Primal Urges ... I do, please CUMHANDLEME and explore some of my naughty and nice Primal ... Urges with me !!!


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