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DO YOU FART IN BED?
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DO YOU FART IN BED? IF THIS STORY DOESN'T MAKE YOU CRY FOR LAUGHING SO HARD, LET ME KNOW AND I'LL PRAY FOR YOU. This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only fricition in their marriage was the husband’s habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water. And make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn’t stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor. She was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them out. Then one Thanksgiving morning she was preparing the turkey for dinner. He was upstairs asleep. She looked at the innards and neck and gizzard, liver and all the spare parts. A malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep. Pulling back the waistband of his underpants she emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts. Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream. That was followed by the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran to the bathroom. His wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes. After years of torture she reckoned she had gotten him pretty good. About twenty minutes later her husband came<b> downstairs </font></b>in his bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, “Hone you were right. All these years you have warned me and I didn’t listen to you.” “What do you mean?” his wife asked. “Well you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened. But by the grace of God, some Vaseline and two fingers, I think I got most of them back in.” |
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, cute, lol lol
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