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Simple Minds  What is the meaing of life? so if a bear shits in the forrest and no one is around, does it stink? Also the song "vibin" from boys II men is a great song. maybe we should chat more But please have a va jay jay, thx Chrisoph This personal ad reminds me of why several of my female friends often say “Sometimes I wish my boyfriend would just shut the hell up and fuck me.” I think Christoph is one of these boyfriends. Good looking and well-built, with the charisma of a Wal-Mart carrot peeler, and the intelligence of a stale Saltine soup cracker. When I meet guys like Christoph and the conversation turns towards politics or the arts, I notice their eyes usually start to wander off into space behind me. Maybe they’ve spotted a rare owl, I sometimes think. Or maybe they’re analyzing a stalactite behind me, hypothesizing at the chemical composition of its striations. And inevitably when I turn around, there is nothing but open, blank space. Their blank stares reflect the horizons of their deepest thoughts; visions of peanut butter sandwiches, crayons, and how cool it would be to have a shiny new tractor. Offering his views on philosophy and music, I’m not sure if this is indeed his personal ad, or his valedictorian speech for the Poughkipsee Campus of the DeVry Scuba Institute. Either way, he closes the ad by using the word “va-jay-jay”, a word only acceptable when uttered by women, or by Tyra Banks. You can re-read that last sentence if you want to. See the blog here: WhyWomenHateMen |
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 I loved the last sentence. Guess not everyone's a Tyra lover.I hate HATE HATE it when guys try to be cutesy about sexual terms. I dated a guy (mercifully briefly, although he periodically dropped in on me for several years afterwards) who referred to it as my pom-pom. Yeesh, that was seven or eight years ago and it still gives me the shudders to think about. Although...it does sound kind of like pompon, and I WAS a cheerleader, or some crummy British equivalent of one. Maybe I should have grown my bush out so it actually resembled one. Maybe I could even have shaken it at him and done a cheer. Maybe that would have scared him away and then I wouldn't have had to hide behind the sofa every time he came to the door, because no matter what I said to him he thought I was joking. Maybe I need to get off this site before my mind sustains irreparable damage. Do not seek an external refuge, but be a light unto yourself. "Be the change you want to see." HalfNekkid Wednesday Peekaboo
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Yes. MT     
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Not fond of term va-jay-jay - I prefer to call it my hoo-ha. It's also somewhat of a bad sign when men mis-spell their own name.   
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I don't think anyone should use that word.  Um, anyone who misspells their name is automatically eliminated from any fucking potential. Sorry, but you have to draw the line somewhere! ***
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