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Bad Boy  ONE GOOD BAD MAN FOR YOU ............................ YEAH I HAD MY MOMENTS WHILE GROWING UP WHEN I PLAYED MOSTLY ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE LAW, BAD HABITS,ILLEGAL OCCUPATIONS,FIGHTS,JAIL, YOU NAME IT. IM ROUGH AROUND THE EDGES , AND WILL EVEN ADMIT IM WRONG SOMETIMES. I AM VERY SENSUAL/SEXUAL ALSO LOVE BELLY PEIRCINGS AND CAN LOOK JUST AS SEXY IN JEANS AND A T-SHIRT AS THEY CAN IN A PARTY DRESS.I LIKE TO SHOP .ANY TAKERS? Well, here you go ladies, here's your "bad boy". Wantonly tearing those "Do Not Remove This Tag" tags off mattresses, brazenly taking seven items through the "Six Items or Less" line at Safeway, and then pounding 12-ounce cans of Diet Tab like it was fucking beer or something. Look out dogs and cats! Look who's coming down the alley! It's THAT guy! I hope he's not on his way to go SHOPPING! Because he LIKES that shit! It says so in his bad-ass personal ad! Let us get to the point ladies, and this one is for you too as well gents. It's the unforgettable rule of the bar scene. It is infallible, and 100% true, and the women know this, so listen up. The Weasel's Fifth Rule of Inserting the Phrase "Bad Boy" Into Conversation: A true "Bad Boy" will never, EVER tell anyone that he is indeed a bad boy. Every time I hear a guy in a bar tell a girl he is a "bad boy", I want to stick fucking carrot peelers in my ears and chew on a mouthful of nails, because I know he likes to eat warm cookies and watch Real World while sipping medicinal tea to soften his stool. You're not a "bad boy" if you own a motorcycle or have a tattoo. That only means you're just another prissy dickhead with no originality and deep insecurities about your penis size. However, if your boyfriend goes out for milk and calls you a week later from the Georgia State Penitentiary infirmary with Doberman bites on his ballsack and a airplane load of stolen emus high on heroin to explain, then you have yourself a bad boy. Congratulations, and enjoy the chlamydia. Thanks L. See the blog here: WhyWomenHateMen |
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Sooooo true, and this site seems to be full of the motorcycle-tattoo faux bad boys.  
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It never fails to amaze me how many guys - and hell, how many girls - think that being "bad" is sexy. A little bit of bad is good, but IMO, stating your past criminal activities in the first paragraph of a personal ad is just bizarre. This is supposed to be for the important stuff, ja? If your best selling points are fights, illegal occupations, bad habits...next, please! We can all be bad boys and girls if we really want to. I shoplifted a bar of candy when I was 9, and got caught. At Christmas I lied to my mother when she gave me a book and was so proud of herself for finding a "new" one by the author, when in fact I'd bought it back in July and already read it twice. Then I lied to Christie about how happy I was with the sweater she gave me that was five sizes too big. In October, I bought a new book from the bookshop, read it, and took it back, because I didn't want to pay £16.99 for the hardcover, but I also didn't want to wait for the paperback to come out. Maybe I should make a personal ad saying that. I do like warm cookies, though. And I can't say I have anything against men who can admit they're wrong, or especially ones who can look as sexy in a party dress as they do in jeans and a T-shirt. Something tells me that you may have an airplane load of stolen emus somewhere in your past. Do not seek an external refuge, but be a light unto yourself. "Be the change you want to see." HalfNekkid Wednesday Peekaboo
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Why does he call himself a bad boy if he only talks about the things he's done in the past? That means he was a bad boy right? And apparently this (ex)bad boy like to wear party dresses? " I AM VERY SENSUAL/SEXUAL ALSO LOVE BELLY PEIRCINGS AND CAN LOOK JUST AS SEXY IN JEANS AND A T-SHIRT AS THEY CAN IN A PARTY DRESS" That sentence gave me a headache. I always thought bikers were all bad boys... guess i was wrong!
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