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The Cunning Linguist
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The Cunning Linguist  LICK,,,LICK.....HERE KITTY ,,, KITTY.......... LICK Mature Male Here To Lick Your Sweet Kitty till it Purr's.I'm a Mature White Male Experienced in Alphabet Sucking of Your Clit and Pussy Until Your Thighs Are Shakin Like Jello. My Goal is To Have You Leave Me With a Face Like A Glazed Dougnut. Let Me Part Your Swollen Lips With This Experienced And Talented Tongue. Lets make this happen love charles "Kitty". "Pussy". Two common feline words we use to describe the vagina, but is it really an accurate description of what it looks like? Maybe, if you happen to shave and your cat has cancer. Anyway, throughout the ages, men have professed to be the masters of going down on a woman. In fact, even in the cave ages, men were known to mimic their cave drawings on a woman's clitoris. "Oh, Frank tried the bison, the deer, and the yak on my pussy last night," cavewomen would say to each other, "what a no-dicked fucking plant-gatherer he is." As the dry-tongued men went out to hunt, women stayed in the cave and tried to make rocks vibrate. This practice evolved into the modern day "alphabet" method, whereby mindless like Charles, who wouldn't know a clitoris from a fucking bicycle basket full of engine parts, profess that spelling the alphabet over a womans clitoris will give her an orgasm. It won't, but spelling "I don't know what I'm doing," might give her reason to chuckle. And just so you guys know, whatever you write, she can read it. A pussy is like a fucking braille pad. So Charles, women already know you're tongue is better suited for postage stamps than pussies, so take your ass to Krispy Kreme donuts, spread your own lips, and<b> glaze </font></b>your own face. That I'm sure you can do. See the blog here: WhyWomenHateMen |
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Sometimes I wonder what woman in their right mind would tell a man that has absolutely no talent in the oral arena that he does. I don't get it at all. It seems to be a common practice. It's only hurting the poor bastard. Lol. Good post.  "For a woman there is nothing more erotic than being understood." ~ Molly Haskell Read about Me Being Naughty o-o
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Finally someone has spoken up to disabuse the conceited idiots who think that they're oral sex masters because they spell the alphabet. Unfortunately, I don't think any of them read this blog.   
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Huh. I was about to say, "What the HECK is alphabet sucking?" I'm kind of meh about the whole cunnilingus thing. Nearly every message I get on here mentions that they (the sender) loves muff diving, and I can only assume they think this is a rare asset that's likely to draw women to them. *shrugs* I like to dance. I like to windsurf. I like to play those arcade games where you sit on a "motorbike" and "drive" it. I'm crap at all those things. Liking and being good at aren't necessarily related. I haven't yet found a guy with enough of a combination of talent and enjoyment for me to ever really like getting licked. Maybe I should make that my resolution for this year. Always nice to see you around, dear. Do not seek an external refuge, but be a light unto yourself. "Be the change you want to see." HalfNekkid Wednesday Peekaboo
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