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Poems, limericks and such.
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Poems, limericks and such. Most posts below are works by others, mainly in the public domain. I will post the original author whenever possible. I do some of my own haiku and limericks, but I usually don’t think they are good enough share. Enjoy, comment, add your own. See my other blog post for a copy of my profile. |
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From The Pearl, Vol. 1 in 1879: There was a young man of Bombay, Who fashioned a cunt out of clay; But the heat of his prick Turned it into a brick, And chafed all his foreskin away.
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Also from The Pearl,1879: Oh! cunt is a kingdom, and prick is its lord; A whore is a slave, and her mistress a bawd; Her quim is her freehold, which brings in her rent; Where you pay when you enter, and leave when you've spent.
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For all you subbies, Printed for the Society of Vice: F irm as a rock the noble martyr stood, U nbending as a rod of tempered steel; C almly he sees the touch ignite the wood, K nowing the agony he soon must feel. M ighty the influence which makes the body Y ield prompt obedience to the power of will! C onscious of being right, this is the motto, U pon his banner writ in words of light. N o other motive can supply the power, T o cheer the martyr in his dying hour! D ying because he would maintain the right, E ver should rule in place of boastful might! A nd so the martyr's name shall never die, R ound the whole world the stirring tale shall fly. P eoples unborn his noble name shall learn, A nd his example make their bosoms burn; P atriots shall hail him as a brother true, A nd write his history for all to view!
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? The first one snatches your watch.
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What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose.
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Share your original works anyway. You may be better than you think ... people are often highly self critical. Meanwhile, you may enjoy these ---> Limerick Love Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Thanks for the comments superbug and author! How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach? It’s not hard.
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If you don’t laugh at least once during sex, it’s likely you are sleeping with the wrong person.
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