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Cinderella has cramps
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Cinderella has cramps For angelofmercy5 Well, some time passed, and Cinderella was desperate to go to another dance, but she had *horrible* period cramps. She was bitchy and bloated and a general pain in the ass, so in order to shut her the hell up, the Fairy Godmother appeared once again. She said: "Now, I know you've got cramps, so here's a magic tampon. You'll feel wonderful, but I'm Warning you...at 12 midnight, the tampon will turn into a pumpkin, and we'd have one helluva time getting it out, so have your little hot to trot ass back here by midnight!!!" Off Cinderella went to the dance to see who she could con into giving her a gold ball, uhhh...I mean... con into giving her more special made high-heels. (Because of course, there's *always* a con). 11:30 arrives and the Godmother is really anticipating hearing in great detail exactly what happened at the dance (she was a voyeur, ya know). 11:55 comes, and still… no Cinderella. Midnight rolls around, and the Godmother is nearly frantic with worry. She tried to call CinderSlut's cell phone but *surprise* it was turned off. The Godmother is in a near fit when Cinderella comes stumbling in at 3AM, reeking of Senator's Club blended whiskey, smoke, and sex sweat. Her dress is slit up to the hip, and her hair is matted to her head. She has this lopsided grin, and keeps giggling. The Godmother is Highly Pissed and starts screaming about magic tampons and pumpkins and how irresponsible Cinder is when the drunken slurs: "Ah, hell. Don't worry. I met a really great guy. His name is Peter Peter!" Feel better AngelO...this is one of my signature jokes, and I'm Hoping that laughter *is* the best medicine!  |
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hehehehehe!!!! I needed that Glimmersis!!! Where are all the Peter Peters when you need em though?? Certainly not in the great state of West VA...oh well...lotsa smooches sweetie...QueenB
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OMG!!!! I almost wet my pants when I got to the punchline! Thank you my sweet friend for all the laughter! I've got to link this one in my blog.....it's too great not to share. 
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That is incredibly twisted. Love it.
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6/1/2006 1:41 pm |
...you are so sick...and I love it! LOL Hugs, Cozy 
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6/1/2006 1:45 pm |
I just followed the trail of pumpkin seed from Angel's blog. Great joke!
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6/1/2006 2:52 pm |
OMG this is soooooooo funny!
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6/1/2006 3:02 pm |
wonderfully pervy....sooooooooo funny....thanks....
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OMG Too hilarious. You are a woderful friend to do that.
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6/1/2006 5:14 pm |
Oh God this is SOOOOOOOOOO funny!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you! And thanks to Angel for the link! Power To FOK
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LMAO!!! That's too funny!!!  Whisper...
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6/2/2006 10:15 pm |
lol...thanks D...needed a laugh. You might enjoy Confessions of an Ugly Step Sister by Gregory Maguire...not as dirty, and certainly not as hilarious, but a good read 
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HILL-LARRY-ASS! UR cute! XO Labio 
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6/3/2006 4:19 am |
Funny how none of the men including myself didn't get it. Of course none of us remember nursery rhemes either I guess. Very strange. Anyway, thanks for the joke, laughs, and explanation.
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6/3/2006 5:57 am |
I LOVE IT!!!!!! -B
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well it certainly made me feel better I'm a   and i'm here to stay
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Funny post.
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6/5/2006 3:38 pm |
Yelp, gotta love a good Mother Goose, I mean Fairy ... ah heck... warm huggies 2ya
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6/7/2006 9:19 pm |
LOL TY
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6/9/2006 3:43 pm |
Thanks for the laugh...that's the funniest thing I've seen today! Redhot  
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