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Stevies Guide to Rolling a
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Stevies Guide to Rolling a Times are hard... and in this economy we may need to get creative to produce the funds needed to enjoy ourselves. Through extensive research, shots of tequila and a night in Los Angeles... You always hear about hookers robbing people. Now it's time for paybacks....and maybe some sizzler. How to Roll a : Tools Required: Car, Get a way driver, Small Flashlight, Tongs and Tennis shoes. 1. Be sure to choose an area that's known for having a few prostitutes hanging around. None of that beach town crack bull shit. I'm talking straight up<b> spandex </font></b>and knee high boots. 2. Look for an area with little to no light. An alley or behind a strip mall is preferable. 3. Be sure to wait until she's had a few 'dates'. I'd say anytime between midnight and 2 am is bound to be a nice pay off. There’s no use assaulting someone for their money if they've only negotiated one 30 dollar blow job. 4. If you have a female with you, then you’ll find it’s much easier to get closer without fear of her trying to run. You can also use this female to your advantage to see what the Ho’s going rates are. Perhaps, you can make a big score with one of them high class ladies of the night. You don't want to take someone out that gives 5 dollar hand jobs. (well, unless she gives a lot of mother fucking hand jobs). 5. Cruise up and roll window down- like you're just seeing about hooking up a reach around and some butt play or whatever you're into. 6. When she starts to walk towards the vehicle...open the door quickly.... jump out and clock the bitch as hard as you can in the temple. Go for the temple because that will lay her out completely. The last thing you need is her screaming for her or the cops. 7. Immediately yank off her boots. The cash is always in the boots. 8. Haul ass to your get away car. (This is where good cross trainers come in handy) 9. Once inside your vehicle and on the move (a quick get away is crucial in case any Pimps be chasing you). 10. Take out flashlight and shine inside the Ho’s boots . At this point you’ll be able to determine whether there are any needles, fungus, etc. This is where you may find yourself in need of the tongs (although I’d still consider using a hand condom) 11. Remove the fatty wad of cash 12. Treat friends to dinner * You really probably shouldn’t try this at home.  For more of my amazing stories, check out my site at www.StevieTull.com |
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You're fucking hilarious! But a quick jab to the throat works just as well!
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