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I Need a Nap Now. Well, you asked and I answered. I suppose I should have also addressed the questions that I presented to my other interviewees, but I'm exhausted after typing all this out, lol. Thanks for giving a crap about me  !Gentleman_Don_58 “How short is too short? (not down there...I'm talking height!) Would you date seriously a man shorter than you? Which begs the question, How tall is too tall? " My husband is 6’5. I Love taller men, though being only 5’4 myself, the height difference does present issues between the sheets. That’s why we avoid sex altogether. Would I date a man shorter than I am? Probably not, unless he was just too damned irresistible. I like the feeling of sinking into a tall, broad-shouldered man and having him rest his chin on my head. puppynswimmy “How did you find out about a.f.f.?” Porn pop-up, I think. Or it might have popped up when I Schmoogled "Why won’t my husband fuck me?” joshuatree6993 What's the record amount of times you've had sex in one day and was it a good thing? 4 times in a six-hour period, and emphatically, NO. Is there a certain movie that turns you on? Serendipity- John Cusack and Kate Beckinsale…*sigh*. Are Roses cliche now? Yes. If you don’t know what her favorite flower is, then always opt for tulips, Gerbera Daises (me personal fav), irises or calla lilies. Or gum...Gum is always good. vixn_vella Based on your bday gift of an iPod, what would be on your "fuck" playlist (ten songs)? 1. NIN, Closer 2. Sade, No Ordinary Love 3. Robert Bradley, For the Night 4. Robert Bradley, After Your Love 5. Dave Matthews, Crash 6. Annie Lennox, Money Can’t Buy It 7. Adele, Rolling in the Deep 8. Duffy, Mercy 9. Lo Fidelity All Stars, Battle Flag 10. Tim McGraw and Nelly, Over and Over EasyRiderNM What do you consider your most attractive feature? (Mentally/physically, both, whatever you like the most.) Physically- my eyes. Mentally- My ability to make people laugh. Are you really a smartass with everyone IRL, or do you just reserve that for us? What you see is what you get. This is me, no holds barred, no pretention, no posing. Will Dudley rescue Nell off of the train tracks in time in this latest episode? Or will this be Snidely Whiplash's finest moment? Nell is a . Serves her right for proposing bondage while in an Amtrak station. GimmeAThrill Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? I can’t tell. But I know the resulting crotch punch will resemble your last wet dream, you sick monkey. .Phaedrus61616 Would you sleep with a vampire, knowing you would also become a vampire? I already am a vampire. Did you not get the memo, or have you already forgotten as a result of your Alzheimer’s? What are your hobbies, besides making fun of vampires? Cooking, gardening, listening to music, reading, taking baths and generally anything that distracts me from the fact that I haven’t had sex with my husband in almost 9 months. [blog DirtyGirl411] Favourite kind of cake Carrot with cream cheese filling. Deep fried, then dipped in chocolate. Most embarrassing thing you've ever done publicly Punched a professional athlete who pinched my ass. It was a gut reaction- I turned around and just cracked him. The humiliating part is that it hurt me more than it hurt him. Top 3 countries you want to visit and why Greece, South Africa and Singapore- for the history, the wine and the food, respectively. [blog Ladder6969] What's the biggest cock you've ever had? Want mine? I don’t measure cock size. I just send a depth charge up my fun zone and listen for an echo afterward. And I’m afraid the line for your cock is longer than I am willing to wait. I'm not getting any younger. Who's the most famous person you've had sex with? And was it good? I mean really good? Or just a bunch of hype? Nunya (as in, Nunyabizness) on the name, and if it wasn’t good, it wouldn’t have lasted for almost a year. What's your favorite Indian food? Paneer. Or channa dal. HornyGuyMN Where is your favorite place to go and think when you need some time to yourself? My bathtub .What was the last book you read? Re-read Tina Fey, Bossypants (while in the bathtub). If you could go any place in the world you wanted where would it be? See response to DirtyGirl. [blog Whatsamattau] If you were to be a Greek deity for a day, which one would you be? Hestia- Virgin Goddess of home, hearth and cooking. Or Bi-Sexius. Would you ever take a trip to see a volcano erupting? No. If I was a sucker for punishment, I wouldn’t have dumped my last boyfriend. Why do Packers fans think it is sexy to wear blocks of foam cheese on their heads? We don’t think it’s sexy. We think it’s righteous. Don’t you? Embries I am interested to know which parent you got your quick wit and often times sharp sense of humor. My dad- no doubt. He needed a good sense of humor to charm the social workers. Nil_A_Wafer Living where you live, are you a good snow driver? I am a middle aged, bitter soccer mom with two obnoxious and a lead foot. I don’t need to be good- I just need to be insured. In fact, I’m typing this as I drive because I'm trying to kill my minivan so I can get something less douchy. During the long spell of sub-zero temps, how do you bundle up to go out? I don’t. I’m a hibernating sort of mammal who depends on the kindness of strangers and EBay. Are you a life long resident of Wisconsin, or a transplant? I have lived in Wisconsin for almost 30 years. Prior to that, I was in Pennsylania, and prior to that I resided in my mother’s womb until I was rudely expelled forth. This took place in India, but I am a US citizen now so don’t try and have me deported. Tastyrumpus Who would you chose to play you in the cinematic release of your autobiography? Beavis. No, Butthead. Wait…Cameron Diaz- we look the most alike. Sailfast64 Everyone always asks "WTF?", but no one ever really seems to answer it... And neither shall I because that wasn't a question, lol. How in God's name did Sylvester Stallone ever have an acting career? As with the invention of the FloBee, I have to assume it was because a white man was bored. Why DO superheroes wear tights, capes, and their underwear on the outside? It must be functional, 'cuz it ain't for style points. It's a fashion statement. Much like why I wear belts, the vertical visual is disrupted and the eyes are automatically drawn to my crotch. under_achiever Why are we hear? I assume you mean "Why are we here?" and to answer that, I'd need to know how you define "here". We are here on Earth because God has a sense of humor. We are here on FriendFinder-x because God gave US a sense of humor too. However, the irony of this question having come from a man with no profile picture is not lost on me  .Can I have the ipod? As with my body, if you can figure out how to use it, you can have it. Your ultimate fantasy? Outside of the obvious fantasy of a perfect marriage, I think I might want to try DP sometime. But not with two guys. And not at the same time. And not in the same orifice. Yeah. I think I just want regular sex. When it comes to sex, I need a STRONG connection. Otherwise, the page just keeps buffering and takes FOREVER to load... |
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EasyRiderNM What do you consider your most attractive feature? (Mentally/physically, both, whatever you like the most.) Physically- my eyes. Mentally- My ability to make people laugh. ...and your most attractive feature metaphysically?
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10/7/2011 6:38 am |
Confusing. Controverted.
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10/6/2011 9:15 pm |
Lover's Rock...Oh yes. I do know it. I know Sade very well. When I was a 17-18 year old boy - lost in my loneliness - I was introduced to Sade when I happened upon her in my Dad's CD collection. Ever since, she's soothed me many a night as I lay in my bedroom. She's comforted me in the warmth of a candle-let bath more times than I could count. She was medicine for my soul. And to this day, if you ever catch me on cam with volume on....you're VERY likely to hear Sade playing in the background. ...but what do I know. I'm Just Jamie.
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10/6/2011 8:14 pm |
I have one more question... Do you really taste like spices, like one of your emailers said?
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10/6/2011 6:42 pm |
"No Ordinary Love" - By Sade. AMAZING. I concur. I've listened to that song unendingly over the last many years. That - and "Cherish the Day". *sigh* ...but what do I know. I'm Just Jamie.
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10/6/2011 6:32 pm |
HA! You're funny!
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10/6/2011 2:36 pm |
 I am so emotional...you picked mine first...Is this a bad time to ask for football picks? I'm starting to make some money... 
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gottaring replies on 10/6/2011 3:18 pm: I say "This hole ain't big enough for the two of you. Why don't ya saddle up out front and send your friend out back?" Your hole won't accommodate something with the circumference of two pinkie fingers? Wow... you really DO work those Kegels, don't you? karlbloggerfeld - Dry-humping your legs since 2007.
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Outside of the obvious fantasy of a perfect marriage, I think I might want to try DP sometime. But not with two guys. And not at the same time. And not in the same orifice. Yeah. I think I just want regular sex. What do you say to a man with a dildo in a quick draw holster? karlbloggerfeld - Dry-humping your legs since 2007.
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10/6/2011 12:55 pm |
OMG, we put here ass through it, Didn't we GANG?! And she does play so well. I'm a Real sucker for nipples Originator of the Cock Salad
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10/6/2011 12:45 pm |
Gottaring/ NeedaJay - If you ever wanted to charm my pants off and win me over, it would be some cool shit like this: " I think I might want to try DP sometime. But not with two guys. And not at the same time. And not in the same orifice. Yeah. I think I just want regular sex. "  love a woman with refined humor!
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