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Get in the Van
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Get in the Van Any TRUE Rollins/Black Flag fan knows what the title means- if you don't know, don't worry- it just means you're not cool. So I saw Henry Rollins today  . For the fourth time . And he's still as smokin' hot, erudite and politically astute as always- this guy is just a BAD ASS, even at age 50. I swear, between Henry and THAT GUY, I'm beginning to think that 50+ is pretty foxy  . But back to my story...I made Henry Rollins laugh, and I didn't have to take my clothes off to do it  .He was kind enough to walk me to my car (which was about 20 feet away from the tour bus) at which point he caught a glimpse of my license plate. Incidentally, I drive a minivan (shut up) and have custom plates with an acronym that suggests my occupation (vague and confusing, I know, but 'Dad' decided it's not wise to post my actual plate number). He inquired about the acronym and I explained that this license plate has followed me from the tender age of 18 when I bought my first car. At that time I was full of bravado and moxie- I wanted to own my own company and figured that the plate would be spoken for by the time I hit it big, so I nabbed it early on and it's stayed with me ever since. Did I mention that my first car was a Chevy Cavalier? I got a lot of weird looks driving that car with such an ambitious license plate  .But Henry thought that was pretty damn cool...until he asked the next obvious question: "Did you ever start your own business?" Um. Not the kind I wanted to. But then I offered to start a pyramid scheme in his pants and drain his 'pension', so that got a belly laugh .I said this to him about 2 seconds before the photo was taken, so you can see that he's about to bust out laughing, lol. I really wish this pic turned out better- I look like a character from Twilight. But it's Henry Fucking Rollins- why are you even looking at me? (Photo removed for privacy) When it comes to sex, I need a STRONG connection. Otherwise, the page just keeps buffering and takes FOREVER to load... |
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GOOD
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that's great!
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If you truly said that to him about the pyramid scheme and draining the pension, I am in awe of you. (and still totally fucking jealous - c'mon, leave the geezers for me, you young thing! )  
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You are my hero!  Take it easy, guns are cold. 
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3/25/2012 8:06 pm |
Hands down (one of)the best picture youve ever posted! Henry Rollins is a hero of mine!
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That picture is so full of awesome and magnificence I think I'm going to have to worship you as a minor deity. Just one question, does he smell nice?
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gottaring replies on 3/25/2012 10:28 am: Being the intelligent and intuitive creature that you are, GAT, I should think that my attempts to be evasive on the subject would say more than my silence. That's my game. Get your own, missy. Besides, protocol here dictates details! Smart as a horse and hung like Einstein.
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Glad ya had fun My Dear!
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gottaring replies on 3/24/2012 3:20 pm: I may shock and awe, but I'll never kiss and tell . I don't buy it. You'll tell. You'll tell because you've done a lot of telling about the kissing you're not doing. haha. Smart as a horse and hung like Einstein.
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Who is that in the picture with Henry Rollins??? "A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side" Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
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3/24/2012 7:18 pm |
OK first thing that came to mind, don't tell Dad (Jim 50+) about...quoting: I swear, between Henry and THAT GUY, I'm beginning to think that 50+ is pretty foxy . He'd not only yell at you for possibly posting the lic plate but make some comment about you and geezers!! GREAT photo Girl! So jealous btw! Maybe next time we can do a FMF... hehe
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Cool! Something interesting in my life: A surprise on my naked body this morning Come visit my blog to know what I get up to from time to time: [blog 4jasmine2]
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3/24/2012 2:52 pm |
Ask Hank how Tom's ( Waits ) doing... He's always got a good story.
 It's never the same thing twice... [post 2477869] [post 2800527] Current series: [post 2910971]  
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Cool! I'm jealous...Ring, you've met him several times, and he still hasn't tumbled? What's wrong with him?? I met Ant**hony Bor***dain (did that fool the bots?) a year ago at one of his lectures, and was completely tongue tied. I had him autograph a book, inscribing it to Mustang. He looked at me oddly, and I cocked my head to one side, ready to start flirting, but there was some 20 something hottie with long hair behind me... He had the attention span of a gnat when it came to 54 year old hotwives...
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3/24/2012 11:42 am |
The fact that you are a Rollins fan, just makes you more sexy!! I saw him at the very first Lollapalooza concert waaaaaaay back in the early 90s, he was awesome!!
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Awesome! Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale Her infinite variety. Other women cloy The appetites they feed, but she makes hungry Where most she satisfies. For vilest things Become themselves in her, that the holy priests Bless her when she is riggish. ~~ from Antony & Cleopatra
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Nope. Not cool until you get proof of carnal knowledge. Smart as a horse and hung like Einstein.
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You shouldn't expose your license plate number. Plenty of cops are perverts too.
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3/24/2012 6:49 am |
I'm looking at you because I have no clue who Henry Rollins even is.  LOL
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You do much better than I do upon meeting a celebrity. I become a tongue-twisted idiot. I couldn't pull off a good joke. The photo is great - I dig 50+s too. I am a celebration of willful chaos and a hugger.
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That is a really funny story, sounds like you had a great time!
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so fucking jealous. love the plate story. that is a very cool thing making him laugh.
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Thought you had us, didn't you? I have that same Henry Rollins cardboard cutout in my kitchen! Clever girl though. Bad lighting - blurry photo - fairly convincing. You were supposed to pull this trick with your lamps.
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