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Headfirst Down the Rabbit Hole  

gottaring 52F
10306 posts
3/23/2015 2:13 pm
Headfirst Down the Rabbit Hole

So...I had a date Friday night (giggle, giggle).

That's right, Guys and Dolls. I ACTUALLY ventured out to meet a fellow cesspool-dweller. And I know he'll eventually read this, so I should really mind my manners and be all subtle and demure and...

Here's a pic (though it's been removed once already...):



Actually, I had pretty much decided NOT to meet with anyone, though I can't really say that on my profile because I'll lose my free gold status which is a bloggers DREAM. He viewed my proifle and sent me a flirt and let's face it, curiosity may have killed the cat, but a hot photo will always bring the pussy back for more. So I headed off to view HIS profile. Well-written, poetic, but not sappy. Intelligent, but not contrived. Okay, I'm intrigued. On to the photos...are there more than one? Are they all deriviations of the same pose, which might signal that they could be poached from someplace online? I was happy to see multiple photos, INCLUDING FACE PICS and, get this: NO PHOTOS OF HIS PENIS.

Why yes, Virginia. There IS a Santa Claus.

BUT...(there's always big ol' BUT)...

He's new here. Like, REALLY new. He's fresh meat in the cage and the natives are starving. And we all know that with a photo like THAT, he's going to garner some attention. Now, I'm not a jealous sort- y'all know that. But I also don't treat this site as an auction house. If what I'm offering isn't enough, feel free to take the next highest bidder because I'll put down my paddle and go home. That's why I was a bit hesitant to engage with him-- let him sow his oats a bit and let the shine wear off, ya know? I don't compete-- I'm Gottaring, for fucks sake .

So of course, I sent a email because I'm stoopid Gottaring, for fucks sake .

And he replied.

We chatted on and off for two days and since I was planning to be in his area for the weekend, we planned to meet for a drink. And yes, Sweet Concerned Readers, I did what I always do: Gave his information to Sailfast64 and Hubby. Say it with me: SAFETY FIRST. Rarely do I move THAT quickly, but I learned my lesson with THAT GUY- too much time is NOT always a good thing. Better to get the initial meet over with, right?

I won't go into too much detail of our short meeting- I need to have some secrets, after all. Besides, I don't want to show him my cards just yet, lol. We will meet again, if he asks me on a proper date , and of course I'll keep you all posted.

In the meantime, we can't call him THAT GUY, so instead he shall be dubbed "Doc".

Now let's see if Doc has what it takes to heal me.

When it comes to sex, I need a STRONG connection. Otherwise, the page just keeps buffering and takes FOREVER to load...


ABBC12356 41M
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4/13/2016 4:32 pm

GOOD


JN63JPN 61F  
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3/28/2015 4:18 pm

Yes, a fine specimen you found there

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thatdamncat 66F
3929 posts
3/26/2015 8:48 pm

THANK YOU SWEET BABY JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I do believe MsGottaring is getting her mojo back... my prayers have been answered

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spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
3/24/2015 1:14 pm

Congrats!
Is that a little spark I detect??

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gunner4440 49M
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3/24/2015 12:19 pm

Wishing you good luck and good hunting!

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OldDionsaur23 61M
893 posts
3/23/2015 7:57 pm

Congrats, Gotta! I hope it all goes well this time for you!


BrownEyedBBW 55F  
8831 posts
3/23/2015 7:51 pm

Besides, I don't want to show him my cards just yet, lol. We will meet again, if he asks me on a proper date

I think you just did

And the up side with meting a guy who is new to the site is that he's not jaded and hasn't been convinced that a dick pic is the way to go so yeah. Whatever happens, I hope you get what you need from this.


ShedrivestaxiSF 58F
564 posts
3/23/2015 5:05 pm

Happy you are dating again! Doc looks worth the teaching of the ways here!

Thank you very much for reading my blog!

I love you very much!


Cechute 60M
88 posts
3/23/2015 3:33 pm

Way to go venturing out again, and glad to see you blogging again. Your writing was, always insightful, fresh and entertaining.


GimmeAThrill 55M  
24635 posts
3/23/2015 3:22 pm

Not Doc. I've already seen a doc saga this year.

Smart as a horse and hung like Einstein.


gottaring replies on 3/23/2015 3:32 pm:
Really? Hm. Lemme think...

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