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Blogs > loadeddice101 > Puppy dogs and Fairy fables!!!

The Return of the Kanadian Dicktator.... and ass yeast infections!!  

loadeddice101 52M
351 posts
11/8/2012 7:17 pm
The Return of the Kanadian Dicktator.... and ass yeast infections!!
Ever have that totally inKurable ass itch?? You know the kind that keeps ya up at night poking your most delicates of delicates with a sharpened NO.2 pencil???

Poke....poKe....Poke....poke. poke!!!

Anyways!! Yeah, really nasty itch!! HMNNN? Well, I nver had those you nasty FUCKS!! That's really gross..... I SAY YOU GET OF THA OBAMMACARE AND TAKE CARE O' DAT!!!

SERIOUSLY, YOUR ass(not mine) smells when ya got that yeasties!!!

So, yeast infections and smelly poops(as I'm making now from Me laptop in tha John) or as the Equally yeastie and smelly french say... the La trene??? Spelled right??

I digress!!! What were we just talking about???

Oh!! The Dice'isms that have been stored up!!!

Stories of Mighty Men, Ugly older women and foul mouthed blowjobs!! True dat my nigs!!

Hallavatosis mouth and your quite clean Johnson can cause some serious groin funk if not properly washed away!!!

Take it from me.... the return visit was not in order!!

LOL!!! No long drawn out return to blogs here!!! And wasn't my grand return supossed to include an Ode to Olivia Newton Jon???

Liar!!

Dice is here!!!! and soooooo! Not queer!!!

are feeling it????
loadeddice101 52M
216 posts
11/10/2012 10:36 am
    Quoting  :
GRACIAS!!! That means show me your vagina in spanish!!!
Dice is here!!!! and soooooo! Not queer!!!

are feeling it????


_King_Cobb_ 61M
25441 posts
11/17/2012 8:00 am

 YOU'D BETTER BE BACK FULL TIME YOU A WHOLE!!!!!

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_King_Cobb_ 61M
25441 posts
11/17/2012 8:43 am

 I actually don't know what I meant to say up there but I'll blame the confusion on too much red wine.

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_King_Cobb_ 61M
25441 posts
11/17/2012 9:26 am

 I now, even more drunk on red wine, figured out what I originally meant to to say!

YOU A-HOLE!!!!!!

And I spelled it like "WHOLE" because you used to abuse stupid spellings to make some sort of ridiculous point. Like spelling monkey as "munky" ( Korn SUCKS!!!! ) Also see Flying Monkees psychobabble2 was SUPER cool BTW.

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_King_Cobb_ 61M
25441 posts
11/17/2012 9:31 am

 Also please make some more very STUPID disneyland ( and Arnold Shvarzenegro and John Klod Van Damn ) references!!!!!

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