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Blogs > loadeddice101 > Puppy dogs and Fairy fables!!!

Form of a giant....  

loadeddice101 52M
351 posts
3/14/2014 4:39 am
Form of a giant....
My wundertwin powers are on the extreme heat signature spectrum currently!!!

Must be the red sun and California atmosphere??? I never felt alive n the ABQ, but I miss my amigo's!!!

But that's a tale for another day!!!

I woke with the yuk butts!!!!

Seriously considering calling in....yay....snow day!!!

Brown snow!!!!

Anyways!!!!

I am going to shave mine Arnold beard!!!

God bless.....my amigo's!!!

Dice is here!!!! and soooooo! Not queer!!!

are feeling it????
__Maria__ 58F
8252 posts
3/14/2014 10:37 am

 Have a great shaving time.


~~~*I* only blog for entertainment and for practicing my Inglés~~~


_King_Cobb_ 61M
25441 posts
3/14/2014 11:57 am

 Did you get the "rocket to the moon" style blurt squirts?

I actually wrote a song once called Gravy Trail. It was about thinking you have to simply fart except then a surprise brown geyser erupts.

Also see A Quick Visit to Nature's Butthole for a great vacation destination.

insert exploding bomb image here


_King_Cobb_ 61M
25441 posts
3/14/2014 12:51 pm

 Also if you ever want to deliberately want to induce violent, volcanic eruptions from your posterior ...

1) fast for a whole day
2) chug a gallon of cheap red wine

For the reverse of that ( diamond hard butt bricks ) switch to a diet of ONLY cheese and vodka and be sure to NOT stay hyrdrated.

insert exploding bomb image here


loadeddice101 52M
216 posts
3/14/2014 5:48 pm
    Quoting _King_Cobb_:
    Did you get the "rocket to the moon" style blurt squirts?

    I actually wrote a song once called Gravy Trail. It was about thinking you have to simply fart except then a surprise brown geyser erupts.

    Also see A Quick Visit to Nature's Butthole for a great vacation destination.

Dice is here!!!! and soooooo! Not queer!!!

are feeling it????


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