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Blogs > spiderj72 > Going to Hell for sure

An APS bulletin  

spiderj72 51M
5952 posts
9/5/2011 5:12 am
An APS bulletin

So as the creator of the APS i feel it is the duty of your Uncle spider to put out a bulletin every now and then. Todays bulletin is short and sweet and will not have much room for debate in it. So all you members of the APS get out your decoder beads and here goes.

KY jelly and the other gylcerine based lubes are not suitable materials for our anal adventures. I would rather that you used cooking oil and butter (thank you last tango in paris) than KY. Here is why. The glycerine based lubes have a tendancy to dry out and get sticky, rewetted they slide again but there is a stickiness that cannot be avoided. This stickiness with lead to a repulsive feeling and messy clean up. Use a silicone based lube suitable for your condoms.

That is all from APS headquarters. Now turn your heads and repeat the motto of the APS ..........? Shit i have forgotten the motto somone refresh my memory. Its a long weekend after all.

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