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Aaaarrrrgggghhhhh
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Aaaarrrrgggghhhhh And not in the good<b> pirate </font></b>sounding way. This is the fed up sound of your Uncle spider ready to puke with the good will and extra hope of these holidays. I figure there are two ways to look at the end of the year and i will roll them out for you. The first is the bouncy fucking over caffienated friend you have. You know the one. Everything is super and perfect and never just okay. They talk about how fantastic the year was and how that week of puking and diarrhea was great for slimming and how that bite and rabies shot got them the chance to meet that cute doctor. These fuckers look at the year and the upcoming one as a wondrous sugar cookie waiting to be devoured. The second is the downer type who is one good shock away from committing ritual suicide. These guys hate their good paying slack ass job. They hate their supportive friends who will do anything for them and the fact that their girlfriend will only shoot homemade porn on days that end in y. It is all you can do not to punch these guys at random just to make their life as miserable as they think it really is. Then you have people like me. I appreciate the holiday, i appreciate the cheer, even if it is absent in me. I look back on the year with a mix of realism and hope for the coming year. I hope the lottery falls in my lap, realistically it wont. I hope that i have to stop dating because my penis cant take all the sex, realistically i hope to have some sex in the new year. I hope jobs that are both financially and spiritually fulfilling come along, realistically i hope that i can keep my head above water. I hope that my blog becomes the stop for wisdom and humor and wittiness, realistically people will read and comment and maybe follow. I hope that i keep getting dirty emails from special people who may or may not attach dirty photos, realistically i am so happy with what i have received already i don't want to appear greedy. I hope that everything works it self out like it should, realistically it will and i just need to quit pressing it. |
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12/28/2011 12:41 pm |
mmmmm I wonder what I am??? sometimes a pollyanna, sometimes a suicide wannabe?? does that make me normal?? lol
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so glad that i could remind you of snacking. i am killing myself laughing right now. thank you ever so much, i needed the laugh. see you when you come back.
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mmmmm I wonder what I am??? sometimes a pollyanna, sometimes a suicide wannabe?? does that make me normal?? lol
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12/28/2011 1:18 pm |
probably square in the normal column.
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for a lady who seems to possess a delicious looking backside i dont think you are left out at all. i think you are playing the shy coquette, and doing it very well. how were the cookies?
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damn I want to be anything but normal!!!!!!! lmao
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very good. heaven forbid if they were not yummy.
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I am a firm believer that everything will work itself out like it is supposed to be....sometimes it is just a bitch waiting for it.  BehindMyBlues
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I am a firm believer that everything will work itself out like it is supposed to be....sometimes it is just a bitch waiting for it.
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