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Blogs > spiderj72 > Going to Hell for sure

Monday advice column  

spiderj72 51M
5952 posts
1/30/2012 5:03 pm
Monday advice column

Here I am a little late getting the old advice column fired up. This whole working for a living is the pits and i am gonna have to see about getting rich quick somehow. Oh well i will address the questions and as usual feel free to send in some of you own for me to answer as best i can. Todays questions all deal with what i am doing and have been doing lately. Here we go.

Question one is as follows; I have read a couple of the posts that you have written and you seem to write from you heart. How do you do that and is it all a put on? I can assure you readers that this is not a put on. I have been trying to write honestly ever since i first started and that is what i have been doing. I just write folks. There is no great mystery to what i do. I honestly love women and think that it is reflected in what i write. I have never wanted to bullshit women and if what i write happens to dampen a few sets of underwear and makes a few readers swoon then better to them. Too many men don't want to have that moment anymore.

Question number two; Do you think you can find something like love on this website?I think how you define love is really whether or not you are going to find something on this site. If love to you is swallowing instead of spitting you can find it here. If you think of love as that match where your souls feel each other deeply and meld then you can probably find here as well. In my own definition of love i have found a few fine people here on this site that i love. I have their backs and they have mine as well. I don't know what else to tell you. If you can pry yourself away from the snatch pictures and read what people write then you should have some luck.

Question three is a bit of a puzzler; I want to be your sex slave. Tell me how i can serve you and what you want me to do for you. Nothing is off limits. I am flattered but i can barely keep my fish alive let alone a sex slave. It doesn't help that you are a 92 pound gay man with more angles than dangles. But hey here is my vacuum, and cleaning<b> supplies. </font></b>It so turns me on when you scrub my house and clean for me. Yeah you can do that. That will do it.

So ends the advice column for the day. Please send in some questions for me to answer, I am sorta plumbing the depths of the barrel here. I really didn't want to include the sex slave one but there it is.

spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
1/30/2012 6:30 pm
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are you 92 pounds and gay? i dont think so. I need to put together an application form.


WiseFolly 59M
1078 posts
1/30/2012 7:03 pm

 Okay. Today's totally inane question, from my inbox last week: "If I serviced your every need, would you love me forever?"

Having lost the better part of my morning swapping the 12V batter on my Prius (more like neurosurgery than mechanicing, really), I thought about it realized that I would love anyone for at least four hours if they serviced my damn car. But what about you?
If you directed my tongue to your pleasure then my it wouldn't be in my cheek .


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
1/30/2012 7:25 pm
    Quoting WiseFolly:
    Okay. Today's totally inane question, from my inbox last week: "If I serviced your every need, would you love me forever?"

    Having lost the better part of my morning swapping the 12V batter on my Prius (more like neurosurgery than mechanicing, really), I thought about it realized that I would love anyone for at least four hours if they serviced my damn car. But what about you?
i cant imagine changing that battery out. take a look at my profile pic and then imagine the changing of the bank of carbs on my first motorcycle. i believe that tiny japanese hands make japanese bikes. the house needs a good clean, that is what i need for four hours.


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
1/30/2012 8:04 pm
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i am far more successful with human beings. so far she is nine and still doing well.


KCey2 64F

1/30/2012 10:43 pm

 I think you got more response (in fact almost all)from the sex slave one and you were going to leave it out???? goodness lmaoooooooo!!!


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
1/31/2012 4:09 am
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not bad advice i think.


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
1/31/2012 4:11 am
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well i wont take full credit myself. but it does prove that i can keep something alive. i may not be able to feed you, your favorite dishes though. and keeping you in the closet is tacky. a nice big bed is much better.


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
1/31/2012 4:11 am
    Quoting KCey2:
    I think you got more response (in fact almost all)from the sex slave one and you were going to leave it out???? goodness lmaoooooooo!!!
in the interest of both of us i was going to leave it out.


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
2/2/2012 6:28 pm
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i cant tell if you are patronizing me now or just trying to make me happy and be quiet.


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