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Language I am a multilinguist. Meaning i really only have one language and that the others i know are just really phrases and curses from different languages. I am not saying this to brag but to set up the situation here for the rest of you to follow. I am also a cunnilinguist but that is a story for another post. My landlords while i am at work are east indian. And whether it is Hindi or farsi or whatever their mother tongue is i find it ugly. I have been here in my basement room when their conversations have drifted down to me. I cannot tell by the tone whether they are happy and excited to see each other or mad at each other and yelling. It is the same barked sort of set of words. Maybe they are arguing at all times, maybe just maybe it is a language without romance or nuance as well. Maybe tonal shifts mean nothing and thinking about it this is a country with arranged marriages, maybe romance is a foreign concept to their mother tongue. So just before drifting off last night i started to think about which languages would be the king of romance. German was quickly ruled out as it is another angry sounding one to my ear. French seems pleasant enough and spanish being so close to french is another contender i think. Italian and greek do nothing for me and neither does russian. I like to think of all the slavic languages being good for wars and drinking. They seems to hand in hand. Then it dawned on me. What is the language of porn, Well that is good old california english isn't it. Not jolly old english with their roggering and arse talk either. But north american and more regionally california english. That is the sounds you want to hear when you are begging your man to "fuck my slippery pussy" or when you are declaring to her "you have the sexiest titties. I gotta fuck them." It seems right to me. anyone have a different take? |
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I agree about the Indian dialects. I have a friend I grew up with, her family is from India, and she speaks to her parents in their native language even though she has just as much of a southern accent as the next person here in town. And they all speak English. But what I find funny is that if she is speaking English with her parents (and they live here with her and her family) she speaks the English with an Indian accent. I've asked her about that and she just looks at me like Im crazy, she doesn't notice she does it. .."...and then God created the orgasm, so women can moan even when they are happy"- Tantra 
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Spider-Mate.... 1) You've proven your solidarity with the lady folk long enough... bring back the hand. 2) You're right. Hindi is an incredibly annoying language to listen to. It sounds like a never-ending series of B sounds. With some languages that I don't know, I can still generally tell when one word ends and the next begins. Hindi simply sounds like Bbb bidbiibddibbbbb bibbib BBbbibbb bBB! to me. I was eating breakfast in Kuwait not too long ago, and was sitting near two men speaking hindi. I nearly threw sausage at them at one point and wanted to demand something other than a B sound. 3) Japanese would probably sound pretty good during a BDSM thing....same with german. They're both manly, forceful sounding languages. 4) I'll bet a porno opera would sound right horrible. FUUUUuuuuuuuUUUUUUckerassaaaa fuuuuuuuckerassssaaa Stickaaaaa yoooooooour toonguuueee in heeeeeeeRRRRRR puuuuuuuuuuussssssssyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyy (glass shatters)
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P.S. We did it again. We both mentioned cunnilingus on the same day. We might be long lost twins.
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I agree about the Indian dialects. I have a friend I grew up with, her family is from India, and she speaks to her parents in their native language even though she has just as much of a southern accent as the next person here in town. And they all speak English. But what I find funny is that if she is speaking English with her parents (and they live here with her and her family) she speaks the English with an Indian accent. I've asked her about that and she just looks at me like Im crazy, she doesn't notice she does it.
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Spider-Mate.... 1) You've proven your solidarity with the lady folk long enough... bring back the hand. 2) You're right. Hindi is an incredibly annoying language to listen to. It sounds like a never-ending series of B sounds. With some languages that I don't know, I can still generally tell when one word ends and the next begins. Hindi simply sounds like Bbb bidbiibddibbbbb bibbib BBbbibbb bBB! to me. I was eating breakfast in Kuwait not too long ago, and was sitting near two men speaking hindi. I nearly threw sausage at them at one point and wanted to demand something other than a B sound. 3) Japanese would probably sound pretty good during a BDSM thing....same with german. They're both manly, forceful sounding languages. 4) I'll bet a porno opera would sound right horrible. FUUUUuuuuuuuUUUUUUckerassaaaa fuuuuuuuckerassssaaa Stickaaaaa yoooooooour toonguuueee in heeeeeeeRRRRRR puuuuuuuuuuussssssssyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyy (glass shatters)
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P.S. We did it again. We both mentioned cunnilingus on the same day. We might be long lost twins.
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thanks sunny. i can imagine a spicey tirade or two myself. i think i need to expand my dating to experience such a thing. stick around it may get better or worse or shit it may just stay the same.
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