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Blogs > spiderj72 > Going to Hell for sure

The masturbation station  

spiderj72 51M
5951 posts
12/12/2012 4:25 am
The masturbation station

So for those of you who were curious and I guess for those of you who aren't i ditched my<b> fleshlight. </font></b>In the end it was too cumbersome and too much of a pain in the ass to clean for me to regularly use and be happy with. I am once again back to my hands.

I am always intrigued when i hear people say that they don't masturbate. One person on sirius radio says he doesn't and a few of the women folk that have been in my life have said the same thing to me. This always perplexes me because i haven't really stopped doing it since i first figured it out. And back then it was dry orgasms not necessarily the nice gooey ones i have now.

There are moments in my masturbatory life that stand out for me. The first time obviously but others as well stand out. The first time i was at the lake and had found some baby oil that we used to tan with and slicked myself up and had a major epiphany about lubrication. I still remember the cool glass bottle of baby oil and the way the oil slid down my shaft.

So that is the way it is, masturbation has been a huge deal to me since it started and will probably continue to be. I will be that old guy in the nursing home who will have his hand underneath his gown most of the time. I will be the one that gets wheeled back to his room so he doesn't embarrass the other residents.

japaneseass 56F  
50231 posts
12/12/2012 7:14 am

 i wonder if my mother masturbate...i don't think so...or i don't wanna think so...i don't know...kung fused now... how about your mom???


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
12/12/2012 7:58 pm
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well thank you. you are definately a salmon swimming upstream.


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
12/12/2012 7:59 pm
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i figure when they say that that they must have stubby arms that cant reach.


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
12/12/2012 8:00 pm
    Quoting japaneseass:
    i wonder if my mother masturbate...i don't think so...or i don't wanna think so...i don't know...kung fused now... how about your mom???
i am gonna say that she probably did. i cant say anything about your mom though. except that she had a wonderful daughter for sure.


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
12/12/2012 8:01 pm
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bless that good old sears roebuck store. they knew what they were doing for sure.


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
12/12/2012 8:01 pm
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grandma rocked. lol


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
12/19/2012 9:48 am
    Quoting granbaton8261:
    When someones says they don't masturbate, the first word that comes to mind is 'Liar'. Especially if it is a man.
i would agree and then check them for green alien blood. A man who doesnt masturbate cant be trusted.


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