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Gettin' it and gettin' caught  

urzorally 55M
108 posts
10/13/2011 2:28 pm
Gettin' it and gettin' caught

Ever have sex in public? Ever got caught in public?

I've had sex in public many times, never EVER have gotten caught.

Well, the other night, I had the luxury of getting a bj during the Brewer's BALL game in my living room. I had my Packer tiffany lamp on, game on, my Packer neon on (rituals of mine for my winning Wisconsin teams), window open, and the front door wide open.

Out of the corner of my eye, I see this head bobble (walking). We're not expecting anyone so I go back to enjoying the bj.

Then all of a sudden the doorbell rings! Door wide open and there's a guy (mid 30's) STARING right at us! I was in NO position to stand up, neither was she. Then the guy fumbled some phone books in front of the screen door, probably looking at her naked bum. I looked right at him and I said: "drop the F**Kin books and leave". The guy dropped the books but continued to stare longer. I then tried to get up and THAT'S when he fled to deliver more of those F**Kin phone books.

So, now that he left, back to my enjoyment. Then, again, out of the corner of my eye, a head bobbing again.... it was that damn phone book guy again. THIS time he smiled but stayed on the sidewalk (door still open mind you).

Laughed all night long and into the next day!

After ALL my times of having sex outside, being risque, I got busted by a guy delivering F**kin phone books... in MY HOUSE! Although I might have asked for it having the front door open. Oh well, the heat and spur of the moment thing. Muchless, WHO RINGS THE DOORBELL DELIVERING (insert expletive here) PHONE BOOKS!?!

I must say, it was more like a scare than a "turn-on". Never had no one look on while having sex.

So tell me your recent encounter, did you get caught?
Did you almost get caught?
Have someone possibly heard you?
Or, seen you come out from the bushes?

urzorally 55M
740 posts
10/17/2011 8:58 am
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Kinda embarrassing and scary at the same time hey.?. plus @ 3am?


urzorally 55M
740 posts
10/14/2011 6:26 am

 I just thought that it was hilarious and stupid at the same time with the front door open. I Thank You Ladies!
There's more "adventures", might have to stay tuned!
Thank You Ladies again!


gottaring 52F
15850 posts
10/13/2011 3:28 pm

 Back in the early 90's I had sex with my then-boyfriend on the 50 yard line of the football field at our former high school. Which runs alongside a major highway. And it was high noon. And my parents house was right down the street- mom could have passed us at any moment.

Never got caught, but haven't done the public sex thing in many, many years.
When it comes to sex, I need a STRONG connection. Otherwise, the page just keeps buffering and takes FOREVER to load...


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