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HEY! Another Scam!! (1) (2) (3)
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HEY! Another Scam!! (1) (2) (3) I guess I couldn't help myself yesterday, and emailed some profiles with the hopes I may set up a weekend date. I suppose this type of failure is my intellectual masturbation in lieu of a physical relationship. This post will be updated as it goes, and noted in the title as in past posts! So lets see here... Introduction Don't know what the site is all about but joined out of curiosity..wanna know more about me contact me right away.. -------------- Her profile created 9/21/2016, Gold member, one picture- face- attractive 30ish year old woman. Last visit as of this writing is 10/18/2016. WHOA. That doesn't seem right. I wrote her yesterday 10/20, and she wrote me back somewhere in the night. Her email is timestamped 10/21/2016 9:32am. Two hours ago! HM. I just hate those niggling little inconsistencies. ANYWAY, I figure she is in my town, close enough, and if she really wants to know what the site is all about- who better than me, AMIRITE?!?!  So I write her an email: Me Hey, This site kinda sucks! Can I buy you a coffee in town sometime? RDX ------ Response: ashleycelebrity Thanks for getting in touch with me, It was great reading from you. I am really going to put a lot of effort into writing this letter to you in hopes it will provide you with a good understanding of who I am, what I am all about, and what has made me the person I am today. The reason I am going to write a letter rather than just send a message is because I am serious about wanting to establish a quality friendship with someone honest and caring, and because of the fact I rarely contact anyone on here, so when I do you can be rest assured I am serious about my intentions.I am really interested in wanting to know about what makes you the special person you are today, I want to know more about your family, your background, your life experiences, past relationships, your goals and dreams and your interests,before we go further i wanna let you know if you are here for NSA?(No Strings Attached) please don't contact me,am seeking a serious man.I look forward to hearing from you soon!. Ashley ----- God damn woman, put a lot of effort into being concise. Did you get advice from my sister? To not answer the question directly asked of you? When you get shit like this (the fact that a response happens at all is usually a red flag), have fun! I reply: Me Hi Ashley, Since you are a gold member you can view my profile and see what I am all about there. I am surprised you did not do this before writing me, actually! It states my intentions quite clearly. I am looking for the same thing you are- the best way for us to see if we are really wanting the same things out of life would be to meet somewhere in Market Square for a coffee and enjoy a nice public conversation! Can I buy you a cup this weekend? RDX PS IF you have no intention to meet me in a safe public place and entertain an adult conversation, lets just drop it here. ---------- I guess I am less patient than I think. Updates will happen if fuckin' bitch here decides to play along. (1) Update! She writes: ashleycelebrity for better communication,you can get back to with your personal email address as i don't come here often,I hope to hear from you soon. My response: Me I actually am receiving your words quite fine on this email system. You come here often enough to write me back- so what say we meet at the Italian Ice place in Market Square today or tomorrow? Write me back with a time that works for you  ]--------- I reported her profile, doesn't do any good to only complain. Take action! (2) Update! AshleyCelebrity never wrote back, but this is the same script so instead of a whole new post I am adding it here. I am a sucker for asians, so I saw this profile (fake, duh!), I had to email it: loveme3109283 30F I am a sociable, cheerful, kind and reliable lady. I am intelligent, trustworthy, considerate person. I enjoy moments of life using every day to the full! I believe that one should never stand still, and always need to get better, to improve and develop spiritual and personal qualities. Along with this, I understand how important it is to stay healthy and energetic. I appreciate sincere communication and true friends. I am looking for a reliable, self-confident man, possessing kindness and courage, self-respect and respect to others. I would like to find someone honest, strong, loving, and caring, with a sense of humor and who knows how to enjoy life! I do not want him to be shy, because maybe he is my future man, my husband, friend, and lover. I do not play games. I need a serious man who will love me with all my merits and drawbacks. I am looking forward to meeting my future husband. ---------------------- WELL SHIT, I'm looking for wifey potential here on FriendFinder-x so maybe this broad is crazy enough to- oh fuck we all know these things are robots. WHATEVER. I send: Hey, How's it going? I just found your profile here on the FriendFinder-x site. This place is AWFUL, I don't recommend it. Can I buy you a coffee in town sometime? RDX 10/20/2016 12:02 pm I got a response (after a week...): loveme3109283 I will tell you little about me, My name is Hejun Trina Zhang. I am single, 31 years of age, my birth day is April 22nd 1985. I am 5'4''ft and weigh 120lbs. Never married before. Most people see me as a honest, open, cheerful, romantic, and tender hearted, down to earth and respectful. I value honesty in people and dislikes dishonesty, my hobbies are Swimming, Reading, Singing, Dancing, Outdoors activities, I also adore traveling, I like to meet nice and friendly people. The white rose is my favorite flower. 10/27/2016 2:32 am THE WHITE ROSE. HOW BORING. Variegated varieties vindicate voluptuous vivacious vividly vibrant petals with all their colorful glory. Clearly not a botanist. https://duckduckgo.com/?t=palemoon&q=variegated+rose&iax=1&ia=images UH where was I. Oh yes- I respond: Hi Hejun, Great to hear back from you! You sound like an interesting person. Can I buy you a coffee in town sometime and we can talk and exchange in a nice public place? You can let me know when and where ]RDX 10/27/2016 9:33 am loveme3109283 I will like to know your email address so that both of us can talk and know each other better, Because i don`t use to visit this site often. 10/27/2016 11:54 am WELL SHIT. IF YOU'RE GOING TO LIE OUTRIGHT THAN I WILL TOO!!! Me I am hardly ever on the internet, I usually meet women at a coffee shop around Market Square. Would you be interested to meet there today for a conversation? 10/27/2016 11:56 am loveme3109283 yes 10/27/2016 12:05 pm WTF. I have not seen this tack before!! Me Wow, really? I am free until 2:30 I need to leave for work- if you'd like to grab a coffee or something soon? 10/27/2016 12:08 pm ----------------------------------- I do not expect to meet this girl, or any future messages from her. While writing this update (2) I got a new Tinder match! SHE LOOKS NORMAL! I will try that again. (3) Update! Well this one nearly has me blaspheming the lord and saviour JESUS FUCKING CHRIST can I catch a break with these fucking spammers!? Oh, I suppose it did. The tinder match was a bot. I swear, the rise of the machines can not come fast enough because I will DESTROY THEM. They did not count on the dispersed disproportionate rage of disaffected dunces of love like myself. BOLO, bitches. |
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