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Playing with myself again  

rdx37 38M
93 posts
1/1/2017 3:32 pm
Playing with myself again


Since nobody really looks at my profile, I'm posting this here. It is a string of comments on my status, that I FIND entertaining. You may hate it and find it totally unfunny!

Kurt Vonnegut taught me I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S INTERESTING. Edited to be in the correct order (so you don't have to read bottom to top like regular comments for KRONOS).

SO WITHOUT further ado:

Status: Happy New Year!

rdx37 31M
23 hours ago
Knoxville, TN
It will be if I can get laid!

rdx37 31M
23 hours ago
Knoxville, TN
So far the new year shall be wrought with peril!

rdx37 31M
23 hours ago
Knoxville, TN
A rift of epic monetary proportions!

rdx37 31M
23 hours ago
Knoxville, TN
Remunerative skills BE DAMNED!

rdx37 31M
23 hours ago
Knoxville, TN
PIPE DOWN IN THE COMMENTS I'M TRYING TO BE SEXY HERE

rdx37 31M
23 hours ago
Knoxville, TN
Ok no I'm not.

rdx37 31M
23 hours ago
Knoxville, TN
Although I do like the new profile pic!

rdx37 31M
23 hours ago
Knoxville, TN
Thanks! Don't you wish everyone would update their photos?

rdx37 31M
23 hours ago
Knoxville, TN
I know right! Smart phones?! HELLOOOO!!

rdx37 31M
23 hours ago
Knoxville, TN
Your abs SUCK

rdx37 31M
22 hours ago
Knoxville, TN
Well that was uncalled for! I'll make them better this year, I swear!

rdx37 31M
22 hours ago
Knoxville, TN
Not if you keep pounding hershey bars, fatass.

rdx37 31M
22 hours ago
Knoxville, TN
PFF attitude like that, we'll see if you even get a handjob later tonight.

rdx37 31M
22 hours ago
Knoxville, TN
HA who are you kidding, you'll probably beat off before you even go to the party

rdx37 31M
22 hours ago
Knoxville, TN
SHUTUP!

rdx37 31M
22 hours ago
Knoxville, TN
It helps me focus more!

rdx37 31M
22 hours ago
Knoxville, TN
I think you're just a depraved individual! What would Halestorm say- SICK!!!

rdx37 31M
22 hours ago
Knoxville, TN
You call me a bitch like it's a BAD THING

rdx37 31M
22 hours ago
Knoxville, TN
If you've got the fire, I've got the ice. HYDRAULICCCSSS

rdx37 31M
22 hours ago
Knoxville, TN
So if you're hot and I'm cold, you should be on the bottom for that natural pressure/heat transfer

rdx37 31M
22 hours ago
Knoxville, TN
Just imagine a hydraulic orgasm!

rdx37 31M
22 hours ago
Knoxville, TN
I don't think people work like that, unless you're having sex with a corpse.

rdx37 31M
22 hours ago
Knoxville, TN
WELL THERE GOES MY FUN.

rdx37 31M
22 hours ago
Knoxville, TN
So, any sexy corpses want to hang out later?

rdx37 31M
22 hours ago
Knoxville, TN
I think we'd get along!

rdx37 31M
22 hours ago
Knoxville, TN
Compromise! Any live girls who believe they'd make a sexy corpse want to hang out?

rdx37 31M
22 hours ago
Knoxville, TN
WTF DUDE this should have been a halloween joke conversation now everyone just thinks you're<b> creepy

</font></b>rdx37 31M
22 hours ago
Knoxville, TN
What-EVAR

rdx37 31M
22 hours ago
Knoxville, TN
OK shower time TTYL.

rdx37 31M
22 hours ago
Knoxville, TN
Bye.

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