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redmustang91 64M
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6/7/2015 5:09 am
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Funny story of a real event.

I am at a dinner party with neighbors. The are watching a movie while the adults eat.
A small event, two couples and me. One couple I know well, the other seen a few times.

The lady C I don't know well, out of the blue starts talking about how she is really good at blow jobs!

Usually I am good at funny comebacks, but this is uncharted territory.

So these are some of the responses I considered:

1. That is useful info, but I would really like some pics or videos to explore this topic in greater detail!

2. I appreciate that advice, but right now I am busy eating, perhaps we can go into that more a little later...

3. I've heard about key parties, but I never got to experience one in person. There are three men here, was that a general invitation or did you have someone specific in mind?

4. Assuming that is an offer, I have to say that I am a bit old fashioned and prefer actual intercourse to oral sex, but I think that might be a delightful appetizer before the main meal if you are up for that...

5. Great! I am really good at G spot massage and fucking for hours....

6. Thanks for sharing. Does anyone else want to tell about his or her sexual abilities right now?

7. Well if you are in the mood, why not crawl under the table now, and take you pick of the local dicks and show us exactly how<b> skilled </font></b>you are?

8. Gee, this is much more fun than Craig's list or FriendFinder-x.

9. Should I take off my pants or would it more convenient if I just unzipped my zipper?

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