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I'm about to do y'all a favor
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I'm about to do y'all a favor  I was settling down for the night, returning emails and discussing on FB with some girlfriends about tonight's episode of " Mom" ( what a fucking train wreck! ) when my box alerted me to a message over in these parts. [/I " Dam why is your blog nothing but you. Could you get any more selfish if you tried? LOL It's all me me me me!" Yes, I recieved a "fan" letter of sorts complaining that this blog was too focused on me. I'll let that thought sink in....: chirp chirp crickets chirp::: To continue with the " ME! ME! IT'S ABOUT MEEEEEEEEE!!!" Theme, I'll share a few things. Only because I think my admirer is telling me that my blog isn't saying anything about me. Me. Me. ME! 1. I went on a quick meet and greet with a guy from FriendFinder-x a week or so ago. After ordering my soy vanilla chai on the rocks he was at the end of the bar while I paid. Standing at the bar when they called out my order he said," Man, those hipsters seem to think that soy is some sort of nectar of the Gods." I looked at him thinking that yes, my Celiac's disease which has resulted in a mild lactose intolerance is a total hipster move. Damn me and my immune system. Without skipping a beat, I grabbed my drink and took a big sip. " Yeah, I mean what the fuck is up with people having some bizarre intolerance to dairy? Drinking their soy milk like they're the shit. I mean really." The rest of our time was mildly akward. 2. I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. There is an idea of a Ms. Stig; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our<b> lifestyles </font></b>are probably comparable... I simply am not there. 3. I really enjoy sitting at my vanity and just staring at myself. Like, really staring at myself. There is a Chester See song called, " God Damn you're beautiful" and I imagine he wrote it just for me. Me alone. Because I am beautiful. And even though I've only shared half of my face on this site, I can't really say it's my good side because my whole face is gorg, I like to think I did y'all a favor by only sharing a fraction of my beauty. You'd be blinded by the rest if I dared showed it. 4. I thought that I had my own orbit due to be such a hefty gal, but it turns out the world does revolve around me! Me! ME! I know that this whole nonsense in the Middle East was started because people were fighting to get invites to my sweet 16. I mean, I couldn't invite everyone so people got mad, and it has something to do with my grandfather from Mexico Jesus and that he tried to pacify people with some land...but really people just need to get over it. I'm 26 now, y'all can't always be where I am. 5. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. So what have we learned? That I don't talk about me nearly enough. And for that I'm sorry. I'll make more of the effort to communicate how I"m feeling,what's going on in my life, and if you can guess which movie I pulled a few quotes from you get a prize! All pretty girls are a trap, a pretty trap, and men expect them to be. |
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With all that moisturizing, you must be really slippery. Smart as a horse and hung like Einstein.
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2/3/2012 11:09 am |
@ Funtimes....yes!! ::::ding ding ding::: we have a winner!! All pretty girls are a trap, a pretty trap, and men expect them to be.
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2/5/2012 10:56 pm |
very cool! ive been reading ur blog, you are a very sexy, intelligent lady, want to know more
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