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Boobie Blues...
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Boobie Blues... I have no ass. Ok, technically we all do, but mine’s flat. I’m mostly ok with that. I’m built rather like a block on sticks. Seriously, I have a square torso on long skinny legs. When I was in high school, I was a pale twig with glasses . So what, you might be wondering, does this have to do with jugs? Well, here’s the thing, I lost 15 lbs. towards summer’s end (2012), and am now in the BEST shape of my life! But can you guess where most of it went from? You betcha! My happy hooters. Let me tell you, this hasn’t been an easy pill for me to swallow. When I was that twig I mentioned, the thing I most longed for was a nice rack. All I ever wanted was a nice pair of squeezables. Out of high school and 50 lbs. later, I was ecstatic over my luscious C cups. For quite some time, it didn't matter that I was a bit<b> overweight </font></b>and out of shape, I had TITS! And OH! how I loved my finally-full fun bags ( isn't that an AWFUL term for them? LOL ). Among other reasons, I felt like a woman. I finally had something men could ogle! The first time a guy looked down my cleavage, it was incredibly validating- yes, I AM desirable! Woo hoo! Let’s face it, culturally, both sexes value the ta tas. Women want to own them, men want to fondle them.(OK, some women want to fondle them too- thank goodness! ) And, as usual, bigger is generally thought better… At least that is what most girls grow up believing. Why else would we spend so freaking much to lift, separate, and enhance them? How much is the bra industry worth?? But you know what? There is some sort of cosmic balance going on with the way our headlamps work. Rosie O’Donnell said it best in her rant in the movie “Beautiful Girls.” Go Youtube that sucker. Its brilliant. Essentially, it breaks down like this: bigger girls have bigger girls. Skinny minis have itty bitty titties. So… every time I put on weight, I’ll have nicer knockers. And every time I lose it, the pillows de-plump. Sigh…. What a conundrum! Thankfully, I am blessed with a man who loves all humdingers- be they niblets, coconuts, howitzers or mounds. He just loves all breasts! (But then,he adores women in general,so boobage isn't a fixation for him.) So, despite not having the honkers I’d prefer, at least I can keep up with the love of my life on his runs (when he’s going slow  ) AND feel good about myself otherwise. He’s so good about uplifting me… so my over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder doesn't have to!! It’s wonderful to know that I’m always as sexy as ever to him …So just in case any of you see me naked on cam or in person (  ) and I don’t appear to be quite as stacked as I do in some of our older pics, you’ll know why. Fitness has trumped fullness... Oh, and by the way, there are OODLES of names for breasts. One list I found had 262!!! And another fun fact: if you listen to Bette Midler’s “Memories,” I swear it sounds like she’s saying “mammaries.” Really… You’ll never hear it any other way now! *snicker*
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I posted on this subject a few years ago Boobs, Breasts, Tits Whatever You Call Them, Are Beautiful, Aren't They. I;m pretty sure women are aware of it, but a lot of men don't know that breasts are mainly made of fat cells. And in most people's idea of "conventional beauty", FAT is not attractive. Many years ago, when I was young and having babies, I belonged to a weight-loss group, Take Off Pounds Sensibly, which was known by it's acronym TOPS. The proverbial joke, for a membership which was largely female, was that when you lost weight, you inevitably lost it on TOP first. And don't even get me started on the rampant comments on this site, going on and on about large boobs. Many reactions make it obvious the owner is just a pair of breasts, walking around on a pair of legs, with no thought to whether the carrier is an actual person, with a brain, and a personality, and a soul. So many find beauty in large breasts, ONLY if they are attached to a body that is skinny elsewhere. That is a shame. And no one (least of all the clothing designers) has ever seemed to clue in on the fact that those larger-than-normal boobs might be attached to a body that is also larger-than-normal. Go figure. OK, that's my rant for the day, I'm done now. Thanks for this intelligent and thought-provoking post - and for allowing me to have my say on the matter. I now return you to your regularly-scheduled broadcast. Check out my profile or and become a "watcher" of my blog FMAOPLS,to learn more about me, and for intelligent, lively, smartassy and fun discussion, with a little irreverence thrown in. "Like" or comment on my photos, and I promise I'll add more. Thanks.
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