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Daily Blog Today there is a lot to say. The creek flooded again last night. A car drove through the creek. Well, I think it drove through the creek. I don't know, as I only saw the tracks into the creek. I couldn't see if there were tracks out of the creek. It was too dark to tell. Uh yes, this was after the gates were closed. It drove around them, yes, that would be on the footpath. This morning the "lovely?" street-sweeper woke me up as he cleaned the streets, opened the gates again, and cleaned up the creek - sorry, causeway. Seeing I was now awake, I did go out and watch. Why not? I do hate the fact though, that a car or other can wake me up from several streets away. I did think I slept well. Maybe I also live in Fantasyland! I loved catching up with some blogs this morning, liked a few in relation to VD, except one. It seems that blogger can't see that by using the letters VD, instead of Valentine's Day, it makes a reader laugh when they see it!. . . which is why the letters VD were used. I liked a few so much! that . . . . I copied this one: (Unable to include the pic which was  hmm.)by CleavageFan4U QUOTE: A Little Humor for Your Monday When I was born, I was given a choice - a big cock or a good memory. I don't remember what I chose. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects. Impotence: nature's way of saying, "No hard feelings"..... There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men are "don't" and "stop", unless they are used together. Bras: not the best thing on earth, but next to the best things on earth. There are three stages in a man's life: Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly. Virginity can be cured. Virginity is not dignity, it is lack of opportunity. Having sex is like playing bridge -- if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dial were too small. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing. Despite the old saying “Don't take your troubles to bed", many men still sleep with their wives! :UNQUOTE There's more! "charmer961" wrote an item called: Dominance and submission. In it he quoted someone he referred to as: "fringe-of-darkness" from another site online. My reaction? "ohh, wowww!" The reason for my reaction? It was as if the words had come straight out of the mouth of someone I used to know, yummy! The funny thing in all of this, is I'd never trust anyone to tie me up or dominate me in any way, other than what men already do in marriage, and even that is hard to take, so how come my reaction???? Yep, it has me beat too. (Sorry, you'll have to look this one up if you want to find out what was written.) Oh, something else! I do hope that you have well and truly recovered from your VD! So that's just the start of my day! I wonder will I ever find the inclination/time to get outside and do some yardwork, or maybe even some housework indoors, or tidying???? Yep, ok, no rest for the wicked, maybe soon. I am trying, very trying, very hard. . .. and the sheer volume of my blogs has a few members of the male gender . . . yep, well . . .  giggles here. I love it!
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