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I like my Vino  

athena455 37F
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31 posts
2/23/2012 8:46 am
I like my Vino

I LIKE MY VINO
I like my Beer, it makes me feel queer,
But give me the good old vino.
I like my vino,
It gives me a stand supremo.
Aye,aye,aye aye, si si senora,
My sister Belinda she pissed out the window,
And filled up my brand new sombrero.
Anker because I'm a wanker
Brandy it makes me feel randy
Champagne it makes me cum again
Cider helps me get inside her
Claret it stiffens the carrot
Coke it helps me to poke
Gin it helps me get in
Jack Daniels because "he" fucks spaniels
Ovaltine makes me feel like a fairy queen
Pernod 'cos it makes my<b> dong </font></b>grow
Pimms it lubricates quims
Port because "he's" so short
Rum it helps me to cum
Schnapps it helps me with the chaps (cure the clap)
Seven Up it helps me get my pecker up
Sliwovitz it helps me cum between her tits
Sprite 'cos I can go all the night
Stout it helps me get out
Tea because "he" gets it for free
Tequila it helps me to feel her
Whisky it makes me feel frisky
Wine it makes me feel fine

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