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The Book of the Beast
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The Book of the Beast The Book of the Beast: The Martha Stewart can suck it! Edition. No...really Martha, you can. You're cute in your own way. I think I am now the undisputed King of Tuna Salad sammiches. I've been on this diet now (consisting primarily of tuna salad sammiches)for about a month and a half and it's caused me to create a whole new line of tuna salad variations in order to keep me from killing....again. In order to regain my six pack of youth prior to my 40th birthday, and to be able to proudly wear my homemade Captain America costume in public (That's alotta spandex!), I must however continue this diet for at least 2 more weeks. I now present to you.... my finest variation yet. It had a very smooth texture. It had a variety of competing yet complimentary flavors, and an almost perfect consistency. Nothing tried to ooze, drip, or slide from between my slices of bread and onto my lap. 3- 12 ounce cans of well drained (I press it) Albacore tuna. 1- 16 ounce tub of deli fresh, mild salsa well drained of liquids. I just want a quick source of finely chopped veggies. 1- 7 ounce jar of roasted red peppers finely chopped. 8 ounces of spinach dip. More veggie goodness and oh so creamy.  1 small onion finely chopped. Just enough Smart Balance Omega Plus mayonnaise to finish blending it all together. The spinach dip was ALMOST enough. 4 ounces Italian 5 cheese shredded blend Pinch of salt and dash of pepper Now maybe some of you, my millions of adoring fans, are saying..... eewwwwww. Don't knock it until you try it. I swear it was one of the best tuna salad sammiches I've ever tasted and I'm not just saying that because I made it. It's a good sized batch and will hopefully get me through the work week. BEAST OUT Martha...call me  |
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That looks amazing. I'm also dieting and starving, but it does look good. Don't talk to me about rules dear, wherever I stay I make the Goddamn rules
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It"s darned tootin tasty for tuna salad GhostGirl. Is Space Ghost your Daddy?
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OK... we're sitting around in our weekly Tunaholics meeting. New girl sexsenses2 shows up. When it comes time for her to speak, she decides to pass and won't open up and share. Maybe next time. Keep coming back. Without the 12 steps, you'll never succeed on your own. You're powerless against the Tuna.
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I'm having my dinner tuna salad sammich and I must say, this batch is even better now that it has set up in the fridge. All the flavors have balanced out beautifully. This recipe is a definite keeper!
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OMG...THAT's why you're eating all that tuna? Besides...don't you know...everything is better the second time around.  I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn
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Listen Impy...you eat tuna for your reasons....I'll eat it for mine!
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11/6/2011 6:47 pm |
We have enjoyed our tuna and tried the green pea version for the veggie part! mmmmmmmmgood! baby
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Ugh Baby, Daddy no like peas. It's not so much the flavor. It's the texture. They have the tough little outer skin and then....much. Ick It's like raisins added to just about anything other than more raisins. I pick them out of cookies and flick them. Cookies! I miss cookies. I'm going to have a serious talk with a pile of cookies once I reach my goals. I'll probably have to have words with some smack talking doughnuts I saw the other day as well. They'll rue the day they messed with this Beast. RUE IT!!!!
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It"s darned tootin tasty for tuna salad GhostGirl. Is Space Ghost your Daddy? Don't talk to me about rules dear, wherever I stay I make the Goddamn rules
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