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Blogs > OneStrangeBeast > The Beast Burrow

The Book of the Beast  

OneStrangeBeast 52M  
2040 posts
11/8/2011 2:51 pm

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11/9/2011 5:03 pm
The Book of the Beast

The Book of the Beast: Quick update Edition

Well.... I now have the majority of the components I'll need to make my Captain America costume. Fabrication will now begin in earnest. I did have to reorder the pants however. I thought an X-Large would cut it, but apparently that amount of<b> spandex </font></b>is still a little too tight for comfort. I put a rush delivery on a pair of XX Large leggings.
I'll be back later to post a special dedication to DirtyGirl411. She is a rare woman who actually appreciates some quality toilet humor so I have a couple scatalogical stories to convey.
That being said....anybody who is easily offended at the mention of poopie may want to avoid the next post altogether. If you've signed my millions of adoring fans contract though, you're stuck with whatever I bang out.

BEAST OUT

rm_impish_pixie 61F
6862 posts
11/8/2011 5:08 pm

 And just think BB...a little over a week ago you didn't even believe in Blogland. Now you're just banging away. Can I be proud?
I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn


OneStrangeBeast 52M  
2167 posts
11/8/2011 5:13 pm

 You're a magical Impish Pixie Darlin. You can be whatever you want to be with a wave of your wand I imagine.


rm__Safira 61F
11258 posts
11/8/2011 6:22 pm

 *snickerdoodle* ... Y'all said "banging."
This is my blog - [blog _Safira]. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

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OneStrangeBeast 52M  
2167 posts
11/8/2011 9:23 pm

 The costume is for
1) for me to wear to the opening of the Avengers movie which I have been waiting for more or less my entire life. I will arrive in the lobby early and stand around hoping that young people demand my autograph.
2) to wear to my favorite club during their annual Halloween bash next year. Wish I had thought of it sooner.

Yes...I will be posting pictures of individual costume components as I finish making them and I will have a pictorial picture show of me getting fully dressed when it is completed. I'll probably start off in my skivvies and take a picture with each successive piece as I put it on. Once everything is on from head to toe, I will stand majestically in majestic awe inspiring majesty.


rm_impish_pixie 61F
6862 posts
11/9/2011 4:21 pm

 You're so good at majestic.
I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn


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