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The Book of The Beast
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The Book of The Beast Duke is having a party in my mouth Edition There's a food service company named Durkee which sells a sandwich spread simply called Famous Sauce. I'm wondering if at any time the label just said SAUCE in big, bold letters? They claim it was served in the Lincoln White House, so I'm betting they just called it Famous right from the beginning to impress the president. The caterer probably mixed it up that very day and said "Here, Mr. President, this is our Famous Sauce!" Things like that happen. People on here have handles like SuperLover and BestBlowEver, and I don't remember getting to vote. This week's Tuna Salad recipe: 3- 12 ounce cans of Chicken of the Sea Chunk Light Tuna in Water. (I'm getting away from the albacore. It's rich, and meaty, and acts like a prima donna in the mixing bowl.) 1- 4.25 ounce can of BumbleBee Fancy Lump Crab Meat. (I didn't think 4.25 ounces would be enough to make a difference at first, but I did detect a bit of Fancy in the flavor.) 1- medium sized vidalia onion, chopped. (The Vidalians sure know how to raise an onion.) 10 ounces of well drained, medium salsa. 4 ounces of Colby/Monterey Jack shredded cheese blend. An approximately 50/50 blend of Smart Balance omega Plus Mayonaise and Duke's Sandwich Relish. (Duke gave it that extra zing that transformed it from a simple meal into the party event of the morning in my mouth.) This is a good batch and should last me through the week. I need to drop 10 LBS over the course of the next month in order to feel sufficiently toned to wear<b> spandex </font></b>in public without gangs of chasing me while chanting "Look at the fat SuperZero!" It seems my contest idea hasn't gathered any supporters. I thought it would make for an interesting group exercise, but I've been wrong before. It's Sunday. I suppose I should use this free time to tackle some of the chores that have been neglected here in the Beast Burrow for some time. At a bare minimum, I need to fold the pile of clothes in the BeastHamper, and go clean the BeastMobile. If I pile many more items into the back seat, my won't have anywhere to sit when I pick him up from school tomorrow. I imagine that quite a few of my minions and other folks throughout the blogginess are suffering from post Lá Fhéile Pádraig indulgence. I myself did not inbibe any green tinted drink, so therefore must face the daunting pile of chores around here with a completely clear head. I wish you all the very best as another weekend draws to a close. Go forth and do great things with the coming week. BEAST OUT BONUS MATERIAL! Increase your blogging vocabulary with the OneStrangeBeast's Obscure Word of the Day Program. Today's Word: grapholagnia - This word refers to a person's desire to stare at obscene pictures. Ladies may now update their profiles with the phrase, "If you're only here to satisfy your grapholagnia condition, kick rocks!"  |
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I was with you until the Salsa...I just can't feel the two textures mixing together. Hmmmm....something to think about. I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn
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