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T.B.o.T.B. The importance of a hat for sexual health Edition
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T.B.o.T.B. The importance of a hat for sexual health Edition Let me tell you, my millions of adoring minions, why I'm relieved I'm retiring from military life. While part of me wishes things had fallen into place and allowed me to stick around for the 30 year mark, it's mornings like today that remind me that a different way, while somewhat scary at this stage, might be a good thing. Ninety nine times out of one hundred, I will leave my cover (military speak for a fricken hat) sitting on the passenger seat of my vehicle when I return home each day. I don't need it at home, and I like it to be sitting there in the morning so it's one less thing to worry about until I'm actually on the road. Yesterday, for some reason, I actually wore my cover into the house when I got home. I'm sure it had something to do with my distracting me. This morning when I woke up and headed off to work, I automatically made the mistake of thinking my cover was in the vehicle as usual, and left it at home. I didn't realize my mistake until I had already pulled into a parking spot near the building my transition class is held in. This left me, a 40 year old man, staring across a gap of roughly 200 yards and thinking "I don't need this shit!". All I could do was calculate the odds of me walking that gap and entering the building before somebody (like a 27 year old junior officer maybe) spotting me, and going out of their way to give me a big plate of shit to eat for breakfast. The fact that I have 20, hard working, no trouble-making years of service wouldn't matter. They would approach me with a look and tone of voice telling me they think I'm a huge pile of shit for committing the grand crime of being cover-less outside a building. You would think a guy was running around, wagging his cock at elderly women based on the amount of shit you can get if the wrong person witnesses this most heinous of acts. I luckily covered the distance quickly and was not seen by anybody else outside that I know of. The fact that something so simple can make me feel so concerned though, is the type of thing this lifestyle conditions in you to make you really look forward to it being over. Maybe that's why I've never advanced further than I have in the Navy. Along with the sports fan genes I'm lacking, I also missed whatever part of the DNA strand that tells one man to get so completely bent out of shape over another man making a simple mistake. OK... Enough negative for one post. ----------------------------------------- Hello my handsome, and or beautiful minions! I hope you're all very well today. I glued and weighted the extensions onto my boots last night that will allow me to have a flap to fold over the top. All I can do is hope the glue actually sets after 20 hours. It's fabric glue, but doesn't seem to like the fabric I'm using much. I also drew and cut the stars for my chest and back last night. I'll apply at least one of those tonight. I'll probably need some assistance applying the one to my back. I'll have to be wearing the top so the<b> spandex </font></b>is stretched to the position it will be in while wearing it prior to gluing the stars into place. Well... just came home to some very much not glued together boots. I've switched to Gorilla Brand glue and will check on them again in a couple of hours. Gorilla Glue is supposed to be able to hold anything. We'll put that claim to the test. I've imbibed Old Man Gym Assist Juice and will now leave you in order to do a vigorous leg routine on my home gym. Everybody have a marvelous day and an equally thrilling evening here in the blogginess. BEAST OUT BONUS MATERIAL! Increase you blogging vocabulary with OneStrangeBeast's Obscure Word of The Day Program: Today's Word: -napiform- Napiform is a word used to describe anything holding the same basic shape as a turnip. Ladies may now reply to unwanted messages from pushy men with the statement "I would go out with you, except for the fact that I am completely disgusted with the napiform appearance of your rigid cock." I'm sure they will reply that it was simply bad lighting and they were constipated at the moment the picture was taken. |
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gotta say that is exactly why i am a civilian. i cant imagine getting reamed for forget a cover. my world you cover is not decorative but instead keeping your brain from getting bashed open by wicked machinery. good luck with the boots and stars.
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Fabric Glue after 20 hours - total failure. Gorilla Glue - Worked perfectly in an hour.
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small world Turnip Girl. You're welcome for the new word addition. The Gorilla Glue worked perfectly. No need to visit a craft store now, but thank-you.
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3/22/2012 7:05 pm |
To address the nagative Part A of the Beasty Blog...you will get "pucked" Saturday night and be forced to become a hockey junkie with me. baby
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To address the nagative Part A of the Beasty Blog...you will get "pucked" Saturday night and be forced to become a hockey junkie with me.
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3/22/2012 9:52 pm |
Wanted to say hi OSB... Spidey told me to check you out! You are one fine beast I must say. Don't understand the whole costume concept but hoping to figure it out once I get through all of your postings. OK thoughts on the subject of your cover: get a 2nd one!! Keep one in the house and one in the car then you will never be without. Very cool blog OSB, and love the bonus word of the day!!! Thank you for your service, dedication, loyalty, and sacrifice! 
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Wanted to say hi OSB... Spidey told me to check you out! You are one fine beast I must say. Don't understand the whole costume concept but hoping to figure it out once I get through all of your postings. OK thoughts on the subject of your cover: get a 2nd one!! Keep one in the house and one in the car then you will never be without. Very cool blog OSB, and love the bonus word of the day!!! Thank you for your service, dedication, loyalty, and sacrifice! No matter how well you plan, something can always throw a wrench into the works. The day you forget your belt and need the spare in your vehicle just happens to be the day your buddy drove you on base because your car was in the shopor whatever. I've planned better than most over the years, so I've only had an embarrassing predicament half a dozen times or so over the years. I can remember about a year ago having to run into the Nex and buying the only brown civilian T-shirt they had because i had forgotten to pack a brown undershirt. It worked out since I now very much like my Smith's workout shirt.
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3/23/2012 4:58 am |
Thank-you for the advice, but trust me when I say, we all do little tricks like that. I've probably kept a spare T-shirt (or two), belt, cover, ribbon stack, etc... in various places throughout the years. No matter how well you plan, something can always throw a wrench into the works. The day you forget your belt and need the spare in your vehicle just happens to be the day your buddy drove you on base because your car was in the shopor whatever. I've planned better than most over the years, so I've only had an embarrassing predicament half a dozen times or so over the years. I can remember about a year ago having to run into the Nex and buying the only brown civilian T-shirt they had because i had forgotten to pack a brown undershirt. It worked out since I now very much like my Smith's workout shirt.  hehe 
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I figured as much but thought I'd throw it out there anyway. Well trust me, if you forgot your cover, I certainly wouldn't yell or scream, but you would have to show me your beautiful ass for a good spanking... bad beast, bad! hehe 
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3/23/2012 6:37 pm |
Awkwaaaaaard feelings in the workplace.
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I'm sorry who said we would be at work??
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