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T.B.o.T.B. Orgasm inducing kegel excersizes for the ladies.  

OneStrangeBeast 52M  
2040 posts
3/22/2012 2:39 pm

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4/29/2017 12:57 pm

T.B.o.T.B. Orgasm inducing kegel excersizes for the ladies.


Ladies and Minions,

I was done posting for the day until I stumbled upon a website that I thought could benefit some of the ladyfolk around A F F.
Many women on here seem to be searching for men with extra large assets- I.E. giant, throbbing cocks of unusual length and girth.
While I wouldn't dream of stopping a woman from pursuing her desires, I thought I could offer a little advice.
Instead of going out of your way to locate and<b> meet men </font></b>of abnormally large proportions, why not simply reduce the size of your own naughty bits while achieving orgasms at the same time.
I have just learned of a device which can give you both. It's the "Intensity Stimulator". it's a device which induces kegal type contractions within a woman's WooHoo while also having a clitoral stimulator and vibrating action.
I'm not going to bother reading and relating all of the information on the website, but I though anybody interested could Google for themselves and check it out.
It is rather expensive, but it claims it will make vibrators obsolete and also help you perform proper tightening excercises at the touch of a button....or two.
The Intensity (TM) Stimulator ladies. Look it up.

Quote from their website.

"It is the best pelvic exerciser on the market and you will have fun too."

BEAST OUT

P.S. My top performing minion is getting one of these as a holiday bonus.

rm_impish_pixie 61F
6862 posts
3/22/2012 6:43 pm

hmmmm...which holiday?

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn


BabyWearsPink 54F

3/22/2012 7:02 pm

HA!! Damn!

Strap a board on your ass Daddy, if you are fallling in some extra large woohoo's as of late.

baby


OneStrangeBeast 52M  
2167 posts
3/22/2012 7:41 pm

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True.... but this does the work for you and doubles as a woohoo pleaser. You just can't beat that.


OneStrangeBeast 52M  
2167 posts
3/22/2012 7:43 pm

    Quoting  :

I may hand deliver the item when it's awarded to the lucky winner. I could stick around and watch it in action just to make sure I got my money's worth.


OneStrangeBeast 52M  
2167 posts
3/22/2012 7:45 pm

Just "The holidays". A general, not-too-specific time of year that encompasses whatever a minion's holiday of choice may be. I don't want to single out any particular denomination or sect of minions. I don't care which imaginary beings they worship as long as they do their groveling in the Beast Burrow in a timely fashion and don't take the last soda from the fridge without putting in a fresh case to chill.


OneStrangeBeast 52M  
2167 posts
3/22/2012 7:47 pm

    Quoting BabyWearsPink:
    HA!! Damn!

    Strap a board on your ass Daddy, if you are fallling in some extra large woohoo's as of late.
Daddy aint so much as seen a woohoo since sometime prior to running off to Kuwait Baby. I think I'm safe from falling in.


OneStrangeBeast 52M  
2167 posts
3/23/2012 6:25 am

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LOL. Greedy little girls.....always wanting more, more, more!
I'm just thinking that if a woman is a bit more conditioned shall we say, her range for what she considers a big man is greatly improved.
For the price they are asking for that device, I'm thinking it had better perform like a champ and feel amazing in the process.


BabyWearsPink 54F

3/23/2012 6:41 pm

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I am greedy too, we should tag team a whimped Beasty

baby


OneStrangeBeast 52M  
2167 posts
3/23/2012 9:08 pm

    Quoting BabyWearsPink:
    I am greedy too, we should tag team a whimped Beasty
Whimped? Are you making up words Baby?


blondegirlis 56F
4497 posts
3/25/2012 12:03 am

I just want to know...how do I get to be 'the top performing minion'?


OneStrangeBeast 52M  
2167 posts
3/25/2012 6:06 am

    Quoting blondegirlis:
    I just want to know...how do I get to be 'the top performing minion'?
Mostly by doing as much as possible to stand out. It's not that hard since I can't even get moast of these guys to take out a bag of trash from the Beast Burrow on most days.


rm__Safira 61F
11258 posts
3/25/2012 10:00 pm

Wow! $250 + $10 S/H? That does not appeal to my frugal Scots-Irish ancestry. I think I'll just continue with my daily exercises ... I've had no complaints, thus far.

This is my blog - [blog _Safira]. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

RECOMMENDED READING: A F F The Only Site For Me


OneStrangeBeast 52M  
2167 posts
3/25/2012 10:47 pm

    Quoting rm__Safira:
    Wow! $250 + $10 S/H? That does not appeal to my frugal Scots-Irish ancestry. I think I'll just continue with my daily exercises ... I've had no complaints, thus far.
You've got to be with a man first silly.... then you'll get the complaints.

(ducking flying frying pan) Love ya!

Ducking Flying Frying Pan.... sounds like a trendy chinese restaurant.


rm__Safira 61F
11258 posts
3/26/2012 7:37 am

*bwahahahahaha* You so funny!!!

I will not be goaded into discussing my sex life (or possible lack thereof) or possible partners' genders.

And now I want duck ... Damn you! *tee-hee* Love you, too!

This is my blog - [blog _Safira]. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

RECOMMENDED READING: A F F The Only Site For Me


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