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10 minutes shy of Tuesday Edition
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10 minutes shy of Tuesday Edition Tittay Tuesday is here once again and I must still be feeling the effects of LadyT's last mind-fuck. You wouldn't think, with the size of her tittays, that she can employ them like a mental crowbar, and lodge them under your grey matter, making you do unnatural and horrible things, and yet she can. At any rate... Enjoy the Beastage. That's sort of like cleavage... Only more Beastly. We are quickly approaching The Avengers week here in the burrow and all of the minions are scrambling to make sure everything goes smoothly. All I'm waiting on is the new, white<b> spandex </font></b>mask to arrive so I can quickly make needed alterations and finally finish my suit! Fingers crossed it works. When the movie hits the theatre, I'd like all of my minions to treat yourself to a viewing on the big screen. Even if you're not a comic book fan, or action movie buff, just think of me whenever Captain America appears on screen, and it should be plenty enjoyable to you anyway.  Is it just me, or is almost every news story lately about a going missing, a man shooting his entire family, a mother being found and beaten to death, or something similar along those lines? The one from last week about the 6 year old boy getting sucked into a wood chipper was the worst! Just once I would like to log into my computer and be greeted by the headline, "Woman saved from fall by landing in a giant pile of roses which her husband left under the window on a whim." Doing homework with my is rather like reenacting a lesser known battle from a seldom spoken of war each night. Nobody knows exactly who's in the fight and the battle lines are disputed. One thing is for sure however- there will be blood! I guess it's not all that horrendous, but I still have mini-post-traumatic-stress-syndrome at the end of each evening. I wonder if I can get the VA to sign off on that when the time comes. I could arrive with my and have the VA rep sit and do homework with him. I would probably secure a 100% disability rating, no problem. I'm going to have to cut this post shorter than usual minions. I have duty and need to be awake extra early the next two days and stay behind to lock up the building after everybody else has gone home. Everybody take good care of themselves and don't forget to change your toilet paper uniforms out at the end of your shifts. Nobody likes a soiled minion. BEAST OUT Bonus Material! Improve you blogging knowledge with OneStrangeBeasts Little Known Facts of Ancient History Program. Today's Topic: Aphrodisiacs! The prominent Arab geographer of the 14th century, Ibn Battuta, raved a great deal about the potency of a fish and coconut diet which he observed while touring the Maldive Islands. He bragged on and on about how he was able to satisfy any of his 4 wives or various concubines on whichever night was their turn to ride his mighty fleshrod. Fish and coconuts fellas... Fish and coconuts. Learn it, live it, love it.  |
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4/16/2012 9:41 pm |
WOW, OK totally missed the wood chipper indicent which I am totally thankful for. Can't imagine doing homework nowadays. That's all I need, that fish over there and that coconut... "that's all I need"... 
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Your 'cleavage' is totally more Beastly .. just sayin... The news...there are days I just dont watch it  Homework Hell...I am there already...with a 15 yr old no less!
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i totally get the homework wars. it is only going to get better. with half remembered instructions and attitude galore.
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WOW, OK totally missed the wood chipper indicent which I am totally thankful for. Can't imagine doing homework nowadays. That's all I need, that fish over there and that coconut... "that's all I need"... That's all you need, huh? Are you channeling The Jerk?
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Your 'cleavage' is totally more Beastly .. just sayin...The news...there are days I just dont watch it Homework Hell...I am there already...with a 15 yr old no less! my son is getting a little better lately, but not until I put boot to ass most of the time.
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My best threat with my son is to close the books and tell him he can do his homework with his mother after I drop him off. He usually stops all the fussing after that.
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i totally get the homework wars. it is only going to get better. with half remembered instructions and attitude galore.
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4/17/2012 3:17 pm |
I wish I had missed the wood chipper incident as well because I immediately imagined it being my own son, and then I would have had to go in after him because there's no way I could call his mother with that news. That's all you need, huh? Are you channeling The Jerk?  Very good Obi-Wan...Get that out of your mind RIGHT NOW Mr... think boobs - wrapped in toilet paper, anything but that!
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Believe it or not, you will even miss helping with homework someday... my son is grown and I miss those days. Id help my grandkids, but they are too far away. Empty nests suck, so enjoy.
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Hmmm...I'm thinking you'll survive the homework wars, even if he does bring a brick/two by four. It's just good training for when he becomes a teen. You can survive, you'd just rather roll yourself into a ball and babble in a corner somewhere. Jules is on the right track though, rewards (and the loss of said rewards) is a powerful motivator. I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn
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Hmmm...I'm thinking you'll survive the homework wars, even if he does bring a brick/two by four. It's just good training for when he becomes a teen. You can survive, you'd just rather roll yourself into a ball and babble in a corner somewhere. Jules is on the right track though, rewards (and the loss of said rewards) is a powerful motivator.
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Very good Obi-Wan...Get that out of your mind RIGHT NOW Mr... think boobs - wrapped in toilet paper, anything but that!
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Believe it or not, you will even miss helping with homework someday... my son is grown and I miss those days. Id help my grandkids, but they are too far away. Empty nests suck, so enjoy.
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I think you're making that up.
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i like your beastly version of boob week!!!! must say you have a great looking body!!
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