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Train the Way you Fight Edition
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Train the Way you Fight Edition The Beast Burrow proudly presents, in association with Tasmanian Tiger Productions, The Sasquatch Group, and Flaming Genitals United, a OneStrangeBeast Blog event - Beastinator 4: Rise of the Flatulence OK... No idea where that all came from, but I have to introduce myself somehow, right? So last night was my Friday to have my . We planned to make a homemade pizza from scratch, and we managed to build it from the crust, up. I still think I need to tinker with my dough recipe, to make it a bit fluffier, but my claimed it was the best pizza he had ever tasted. I'm sure that the fact he assisted has something to do with his appreciation, but it was nice to hear him praising me instead of telling me how much I suck for a change.  .... What can you do? Saturday - 8:00 a.m. The Beast was rudely woken from his hibernation, and instructed he must take the Beast Cub to his karate lesson. 9:15 a.m., Still making passes up and down road where karate Dojo is supposedly located. 9:20 a.m. Gave up looking for karate Dojo. Curse the fact that, as Americans, they still make students wear the gay, chinese clothing. Why not just a pair of loose sweat pants, and a T-shirt, simulating what an american might actually be wearing if he/she gets into a fight? I can't believe I'm about to give full support to a military concept, but American Martial Arts Schools, listen up! "Train the way you fight." Nobody that starts some shit with you in a bar is going to give you the time to change into your fighting attire and get<b> barefoot. </font></b>Would you really want to be<b> barefoot </font></b>during a fight in an alley behind a bar anyway? I'm guessing you wouldn't. You would have jack shit for traction, and more than likely end up with a drug users discarded needle stuck in your big toe. You're more than likely going to get into a situation requiring self defense while wearing your everyday street clothes, so start training in them, morons! Any of you whiny instructors that want a piece of me for calling you morons, the line forms to the right outside the burrow door. I'll be wearing hiking boots... Best of luck with all the sharp pebbles out there. You may also proudly display your black belts to each other out there while you wait. Mine is black as well, only leather, and has a really large, heavy metal belt buckle that doubles as a skull cracker attached. I really have no idea where all of that rant came from. I apparently slept very badly last night. I'm full of Beastly venom. 9:25 a.m. Entered The Dollar Tree and purchased a bottle of shower gel, a laptop tripod thingie, and some snickerdoodle cookies. OK. I'm going to play video games and Veg the rest of the day. I have to stay in a hospital tonight with 57 wires attached to my asshole, forehead, and testicles, for a sleep study. It should be fun. All I have to do is sleep. Everybody enjoy your weekend. BEAST OUT |
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The Beast Hibernating. [image]
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6/30/2012 11:17 am |
Damn... would love to wake up next to a handsome Beast like you!  Good luck on your sleep study tonight! 
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Damn... would love to wake up next to a handsome Beast like you! Good luck on your sleep study tonight! 
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REMOVE THE WIRES FIRST, THAN MAYBE HE'LL MAKE SOME THAT VERY TASTY PIZZA     
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Good luck with the sleep study Beastly one! "You've seen my descent, Now watch my rising!" - Rumi Some women are lost in the fire. Some women are forged from it - Michele K.
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6/30/2012 12:36 pm |
Thank-you darlin. I hope you won't mind me using your tits as pillows. 
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Ah the sleep study of doom, it is in turns humiliating and uncomfortable and sticky, and none of it in a good way. Please do not beat the techs, they are not really sadists I am the only Me you get.
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sounds like one or two of my weekends at first. my daughter was very happy not to go. pissed off mom royally as she was paying for this. you are right about the gear for karate, but they rely on tradition. good luck with the electrodes. make sure they are recieving and not sending.
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Good luck with the sleep study Beastly one!
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Ah the sleep study of doom, it is in turns humiliating and uncomfortable and sticky, and none of it in a good way. Please do not beat the techs, they are not really sadists
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sounds like one or two of my weekends at first. my daughter was very happy not to go. pissed off mom royally as she was paying for this. you are right about the gear for karate, but they rely on tradition. good luck with the electrodes. make sure they are recieving and not sending.
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So would you eat pizza off my chest? Thank-you darlin.
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You lucky bastard. I didn't get wires attached to MY asshole and balls for my sleep study. karlbloggerfeld - Dry-humping your legs since 2007.
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You lucky bastard. I didn't get wires attached to MY asshole and balls for my sleep study. I even had to shave my badass beard that I've been growing for the last 10 days or so. I think they ripped out a good deal more hair when removing the wires.
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7/1/2012 6:38 am |
Oh no... you had to shave your beard?! 
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Oh no... you had to shave your beard?!
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DAMMIT...I was loving the look of that beard. I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn
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DAMMIT...I was loving the look of that beard.
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