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Blogs > OneStrangeBeast > The Beast Burrow

If you decide to lead a life of crime - Edition  

OneStrangeBeast 52M  
2040 posts
5/23/2013 11:02 am

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6/7/2013 11:49 am
If you decide to lead a life of crime - Edition
Howdy, minions, and welcome back to another exciting installment of The Beast Burrow Arts and Crafts Hour.

Today I would like to help those people out there who are contemplating a life of crime. Far too many criminals are completely stupid as to how to successfully pull off a Crime of the Century.
Here's one helpful hint from The Beast to you which may improve your chances of "Getting away with it".

One of the key components in any successful crime, is the getaway vehicle. My suggestion is that you head to a Home Depot, and purchase about 20 cans of Stone Texture Spray Paint, and completely paint your getaway vehicle with it. You may also want to add a white stripe across the roof, as well as partially down the windshield.
Your getaway vehicle will now blend in quite nicely with the pavement of most roads you'll be using to make it to safety after committing whatever fiendish act you've engaged in.
If you'll notice in the collage which I've assembled, my imaginary criminal is all but invisible to overhead police helicopters, and he has evaded capture all the way down into Mexico.



That's it for arts and crafts today . Enjoy the rest of whatever it is you do.

BEAST OUT!

rm_4jasmine2 53F
10698 posts
6/3/2013 12:38 pm

 What a brilliant idea - I am ready to test it out!
Something interesting in my life: A surprise on my naked body this morning
Come visit my blog to know what I get up to from time to time: [blog 4jasmine2]


OneStrangeBeast replies on 6/3/2013 6:12 pm:
Don't forget my cut of the loot.

AmericanBaronin 59F   
12250 posts
6/7/2013 9:08 am

 Very twisted...and funny {probably because it's twisted}.


OneStrangeBeast replies on 6/7/2013 11:49 am:
I'm twisted like that.

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