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Two-Fer-Tuesday
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Two-Fer-Tuesday We've all heard about people having guts or balls But do you really know the difference between them In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, Being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask "Are you still cleaning this late, or are you planning on flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, Smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, Slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say "You're next."  A week after their marriage, Phil and Jill (newlyweds) Paid a visit to their doctor "I can't figure it out doc, I'm really worried," said Phil…"My testicles are turning blue." "That's pretty unusual," said the doctor…"Let me examine you." The doctor takes a look. Sure enough, Phil's testicles are blue The doctor turns to Jill, "Are you using the diaphragm that I prescribed" Yes, I am, she replied, and what kind of<b> jelly </font></b>are you using with it "Grape." some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection |
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thank you...i like making you laugh...you have a beautiful sparking in your eye some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection
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 Oh My!  some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection
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you are most welcome...and there are worse things than getting laugh lines  some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection
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5/15/2012 4:48 pm |
Oh My!
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 Grape Jelly is funner than KY!  some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection
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Grape Jelly is funner than KY!
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