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Blogs > rm_travelguyoh > From Me To Infinity

the story of a bellboy  

rm_travelguyoh 63M
7254 posts
10/20/2013 6:33 pm

Last Read:
10/22/2013 7:28 pm
the story of a bellboy

Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they were all attended to by Jeff the Bellboy…
The first man married a nurse... Jeff showed them to their room, all the while thinking to himself, "what a lucky guy; nurses are known to be hot to trot"… The second man married a telephone operator… Jeff showed them to their room, while thinking to himself, "Wow, he's one lucky dude; telephone operators have such sexy voices"… The third man married a school teacher… Jeff showed them to their room and thought to himself, "poor sap; she may be pretty, but<b> teachers </font></b>are way too frigid"… At 5:30 the following morning, Jeff reported to work… He expected the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute, but was sure the other two wouldn't call until much later in the day… The phone rang at 6 AM and it was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast… Jeff took breakfast up to the room and when the husband opened the door, Jeff stepped back in shock… The man's pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed… "Sir, what happened; you married a nurse"… , don't ever marry a nurse; the man sourly replied… "All I heard last night was her nagging voice saying, 'you're not sanitary, you're not sanitary'… The phone rang again at 6:30 AM and this time it was the telephone operator's husband calling for breakfast… Jeff took it to the room as quickly as possible. When the man opened the door, Jeff stepped back in shock… The man's hair was neatly combed and his pajamas nicely pressed… "What happened; Jeff asked with surprise "telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as their voices"… , don't ever marry a telephone operator the man groaned "all I heard last night was her nasally voice saying, 'Your three minutes are up, your three minutes are up'… Jeff returned to his desk, sure that the teacher's husband would be calling at any moment… Finally, at 4 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast… Jeff couldn't believe it, but quickly took the breakfast to the couple's room and when the man opened the door, Jeff stepped back in shock… The man was wearing only a pair of boxers, his hair was a mess, and there were scratches all over his chest, arms and legs… My goodness sir, what happened to you; Jeff asked, fearing the worst "did you have a fight"… The man, grinning from ear to ear, happily replied, “No ” when you marry be sure it's to a school teacher; All I heard last night was her sexy, smooth voice saying, “we're going to do this over, and over, and over again, until we get it right"… Sounds like a great weekend to me Happy Monday
some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


rm_travelguyoh 63M
12264 posts
10/22/2013 7:28 pm
    Quoting sweet_VM:
    Good one! sorry my computer died when I got back and had to get someone to look at it.. Trying to get caught up now hugs V
I hate computer demons...welcome back
some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
10/22/2013 6:03 pm

 Good one! sorry my computer died when I got back and had to get someone to look at it.. Trying to get caught up now hugs V
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rm_travelguyoh 63M
12264 posts
10/21/2013 8:03 pm
    Quoting  :
thank you
some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


rm_travelguyoh 63M
12264 posts
10/21/2013 8:02 pm
    Quoting demonicsexkitten:
    Hahaha... I will laugh a little inside whenever somebody tells me "you should be a school teacher".
i had the biggest crushes on my teachers
some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


demonicsexkitten 48F
10694 posts
10/20/2013 11:59 pm

 Hahaha... I will laugh a little inside whenever somebody tells me "you should be a school teacher".


rm_travelguyoh 63M
12264 posts
10/20/2013 9:08 pm
    Quoting  :
you go girl...i have a pair of nerdy glasses at home if that would help
some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


rm_travelguyoh 63M
12264 posts
10/20/2013 7:46 pm
    Quoting  :
sounds like it was a busy weekend at that
some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


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