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Blogs > rm_travelguyoh > From Me To Infinity

That Damn Cat  

rm_travelguyoh 63M
7255 posts
2/2/2014 7:43 am

Last Read:
2/3/2014 9:41 pm
That Damn Cat

A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening… They turned on a night light, turned on the answering machine, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard… They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi… The taxi arrived and as the couple opened the front door to leave the cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house, they don’t want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird… The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the cat… The cat runs upstairs with the man in hot pursuit… Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn’t want the driver to know the house will be empty for the night so she explains to the driver that her husband will be out soon, “he’s just going upstairs to say good-bye to my other”… A few minutes later, the husband finally gets into the cab, ”sorry I took so long” he says, as they drove away… “The stupid bitch was hiding under the bed, and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out… She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck and then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me… But it worked, I hauled her fat ass<b> downstairs </font></b>and threw her out into the back yard”… The cabdriver hit a parked car… Sometimes it better to just tell the truth
some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


rm_travelguyoh 63M
12264 posts
2/3/2014 9:41 pm
    Quoting  :
you are most welcome... but for heavens sakes be careful
some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


rm_travelguyoh 63M
12264 posts
2/2/2014 6:55 pm
    Quoting sweet_VM:
    You know travel cats are really hard to caught they don't want to be caught! Fast animals. Telling the truth is always best! hugs V
cats can indeed be tricky
some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
2/2/2014 11:31 am

 You know travel cats are really hard to caught they don't want to be caught! Fast animals. Telling the truth is always best! hugs V
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