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Things To Eat... And Other Treats  

Teyjj 56M
2573 posts
2/12/2012 6:42 pm

Last Read:
3/23/2012 5:27 pm

Things To Eat... And Other Treats


My girl has always wanted me to go to the Adult Sex Store with her to get herself a toy but I've always been reluctant to go there, or even a Motel (still am).

She has gone by herself to the sex store and brought home DVDs for me but she has never bought her toy. And she always ask the same question: how come you talk about sex the way you do, and do the stuff you do in bed, but be embarrassed to go into an Adult Store?

I'm not sure of the answer to give because I don't know the answer.

I think I'm not a prude because I'm willing to fuck anybody regardless of age, as long as they are legal (there's an 89 y.o. European lady whose advances I'm tempted to give in to; I'm just worried about whether or not her body can hold up); I've been involved in 3-somes; had sex in out-houses, cars (front-seat, back-seat, on the trunk), and on the job.

I'll try anything in bed but I won't talk dirty, won't curse, won't say Pussy (in bed or out) even though I can write it here; won't say Fuck unless I'm cursing. I won't tell a girl I want to fuck her or use the word pussy to her, (even though I will think about how much I would love to have sex with her and all the dirty little things I would love to do to her), all of which would, indeed, qualify me as a prude.

And believe me, I don't mind her having a toy; she had one before and was so boastful about how good it was one of her friend stole it from her, which was fine with her since it wasn't me that got stolen.
Crazy, right?


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