590 posts 7/6/2015 4:23 pm
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Worlds most interesting man
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I heard the news baby, all about your disease
Yeah you may have all you want, baby, but I got somethin' you need
Oh yeah, ain't talkin' 'bout love
My love is rotten to the core
Ain't talkin' 'bout love
Just like I told you before, yeah before
You know you're semi-good lookin', and on the streets again
Oh yeah you think you're really cookin' baby, you better find yourself a friend
My friend, ain't talkin' 'bout love
My love is rotten to the core
Ain't talkin' 'bout love
Just like I told you before, uh before, uh before, before
Ain't talkin' 'bout love
Babe it's rotten to the core
Ain't talkin' 'bout love
Just like I told you before, uh before
I been to the edge, an' there I stood an' looked down
You know I lost a lot of friends there baby, I got no time to mess around
Mmmm, so if you want it got to bleed for it baby
Yeah, got to got to bleed baby
Mmmm, you got to got to bleed baby
Hey, got to got to bleed baby
Ain't talkin' 'bout love
My love is rotten to the core
Ain't talkin' 'bout love
Just like I told you before, before, before
Ain't talkin' 'bout love
Don't want to talk about love
Don't need to talk about love
Ain't gonna talk about love, no more, no more, ah
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
Okay I have a lot of ground to cover and little time to do it. So I'll try to be as brief and succinct as I can with the points I'm making. First of all, it all goes back to the guitar and my playing!  I want everyone to know, that even I'm getting tired of this shit! I don't think having the ability to play the guitar is really that big of a deal or even very important. I don't! Of course it was important to me at one time. And, now that the world has evolved to the point that anyone can become a star or famous as a result of some talent or ability they possess through the magic or the internet. I'm grateful that I took the time to become proficient enough on the instrument so I had something I could do for videos. Of course, again, you don't need to be able to play an instrument to become popular on the internet. Most of the biggest stars have nothing to do with music. I few of them do music videos as an after thought, here and there on their channel just to break up the monotony of railing against this unjust society we live in. Laci Green comes to mind when I mention this. There are hundreds of people like her on the tube, but because I'm familiar with her, I'll use her as an example. She's a really hot looking chick who resembles a famous young porn star from the late seventies and early eighties named Tawny Pearl. So if you want to know what Laci looks like when she getting fucked, just google that shit! Anyway, she's known for spending all of her time talking about social issues and spreading the propaganda of the radical feminist agenda, how unfair it is for the gays (fuck those faggots ) and womens sexual issues. She's enormously popular as a result. I, of course don't give a rats ass about any of that stuff! I only watch her videos to look at how big her tits have grown!  and wonder what it would be like to stick my cock in her mouth!  But, unbelievably she's actually musically talented as well. To be fair, she's not that talented, but I think that's only because she doesn't work at it very much. She's spends all of her time worrying about those fucking faggots! She did a few videos where she sang and she also plays the piano and the ukelele. Which for a woman is quite a lot and she could do a much more with that if she wanted to. But, she would never be as popular with her videos. I'm just the opposite. I could talk a lot of shit, about controversial topics and become an internet star if I wanted too! But, I'd rather be known for being a musician and a guitarist specifically ! I don't feel the need to waste my time talking about bitches and faggots just to get views. But, she makes her living talking about that stuff, so that's why she keeps doing it!
So, like a said, I don't believe, having the ability to play the guitar is that big of a deal. And the reason for that, is, all of my friends are guitar players too! So, the fact that I can wail on crazy train isn't really that impressive. But, every time I turn around, there are reminders for how significant playing the guitar really is. So, I will now elocute.
I was watching a video on the tube the other day by someone named Aaron Clarey. He's one of these pro male guys who talk about how cool it is to be a guy and mostly guy stuff. Or, the opposite stuff of what Laci talks about!  He did this one interview about how to make yourself more interesting to women. Of course I don't have any problem in that area, all women find me fascinating, unless they're mentally deranged like Anya! But, like everyone else, I'm always looking for an edge or a new angle I can use to get chicks in the sack. I was hoping he would tell me the right phrase to say, to get any beautiful women to immediately drop to her knees and start blowing me! I know all men have been looking for those words since the beginning of time, but I'm still an optimist! Anyway, he goes on and talks about stuff guys like to do, and some women find interesting. One of the things he said was, he rides a motor cycle and he likes to talk about his trips, and women find that interesting. I ride a<b> motorcycle </font></b>too, and of all of the things I do, I think that is the very least interesting thing I do, or would ever consider talking about. But, if it will get me laid, I'll talk about it if the bitches want to hear it. I just got my bike back from the shop, it fell over in my drive way and needed to be fixed. It's running great now and I'm very happy about it! So, then he goes on about a few more things and then he drops the bomb! He says, " oh, by the way, if you can play the guitar, then don't worry about any of this other stuff. If you can play the guitar, it's all you ever need to interest women in you"! Really?! You mean, there's only one thing you'll ever need to be able to know how to do, and I'm doing it. I know what you're thinking, didn't I claim to have sex with over a thousand women as a result of my guitar abilities? Yes, and I did, but I didn't put the two together in my mind for some reason. I was thinking I needed to learn some card tricks or something else too.
Okay, my muse or Anya, has resurfaced again recently. Yeah, she hides herself, mainly because of me. Which is totally ironic and illogical. She thinks if she stays out of sight, she'll be out of my mind too! But, she doesn't realize I can walk right up to her in person any god damn time I feel like it, and I would if she ever gives me a reason. But, instead of going on a long tirade about her and her fucked up life and situation, like a usually do. I want to talk about how she inspired me to begin playing the guitar again. I've talked about this before but I don't think I explained it as well or how significant that was. My music career followed and arc. At first I was a beginner and studying and learning to become a musician. Then I started playing out and surrounding myself with other musicians and I evolved into a regular player. Then I did the whole Jim Morrison rock star trip and I crashed and burned ending with my death alone in a bath tub just like him. Oh, about that part. I got better eventually, in case you were wondering. Then I continued to play out, but, gradually, my heart wasn't in it any longer. I played less and less, and then stopped altogether selling most of my gear. I was doing other things, so it wasn't like I stopped living, I just developed other interests. When I had that phone conversation with Erica, where I played for her the first time! By then I hadn't really played in about ten years. I tried to rekindle my passion for playing a number of times before that to no avail. I would take out what gear I had left, and say to myself, " okay, we're going to start playing again "! And i started wailing away on some song and really tried to get into it and work up an enthusiasm! But, after a while I would just stop and say to myself. " I don't want to do this shit anymore, fuck it "! And I would put everything back in the cases and go do something else. I had been talking to Erica about a year, before I actually played something for her. So much for being the worlds most interesting man by playing the guitar. So, it wasn't even in my mind set that I should play the guitar for her, to impress her or something. I have said, it was a total fluke and accident how it happened. I had changed the strings on my guitars and left one of them out when she called me that evening. I didn't have a amplifier set up, so I had no intention of performing for her or anyone else. We had been talking for almost an hour, when I looked down and saw my guitar sitting there. I suggested I would play something for her as a kind of novelty or just to do something different for a change. Neither she, nor I could have expected what would happen next. I don't think she was expecting to hear anything very good. Because her current fiancee plays too, and he probably played something for her once, but he sucks ass on the guitar, so she probably thought I would too. I think the first thing I played, was something I use as a warm up exercise a Beatles tune called " blackbird ". It's a finger picking thing. She was really impressed and thought I played very well. For some reason, that was all it took to get me started again! After that, I reconstituted my musical arsenal and eventually started creating the performance videos! Which in retrospect was a perfect idea. I'm still experiencing the benefits from doing that to this day. I really am glad that she inspired me to resurrect my musical career and start playing again, but in another forum! Unfortunately, she stopped talking to me, shortly after that, because her boyfriend is an insecure jealous asshole who didn't want his girlfriend associating with the worlds most interesting man.
Anyway, I've thought about her and that whole situation ever since. And I believe that she possesses a certain quality, that can inspire people or bring out certain aspects of their personality. At the time, she was working towards becoming a prison counselor. I don't think that would have been a good idea for a number or reasons. The only reason she wanted to do it, is because her ex was in prison so often, she met one of these counselor people and decided she wanted to do that type of work too. But, the problem would have been. She has this quality that inspires people or brings out things they are already good at. If she was in contact with criminals and murderers all day, she would have inspired them to be better crooks and killers! I know, it's sad, but true. So, thankfully she never did that job. Now days she just puts on cam shows for nerds and losers who can't get laid in real life. Hey, it pays the bills. And at least she's not inspiring any inmates to cut their cell mates throat. See, it's all good!
I have more to say here, so maybe I'll add to this post later. I have to make dinner and go to bed now. I love my new job, I make lots of money and I meet lots of women. I know, it sounds just like I'm still a rock star! Which I am, but in a different forum. I guess I was just meant to follow a certain path.
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Yeah she's beautiful like I've been saying since day one. The only thing I have to say here about it, is to reiterate my point. Jay?, Really?! Jay, are you fucking kidding me?
