Nicknames  

The other day I was on FriendFinder-x’s fucked up instant messenger trying to connect with a very impressive guy in California. We chatted about somethings than moved to sending actually messages. I will change his name because I don’t put anyone out there without their permission. Jacob and I were striking up some fun until someone named Jake came into the discussion. Lost, I reread our conversation again. Still lost. I answered him who is Jake? He said Jake is my snake. OK I said. Why are we talking about your pet snake. His reply “ LOL. Jake is not my pet snake . Jake is my cock. He’s long as a snake.” WTF. You named your cock, JAKE the snake? I was soo glad he couldn’t hear me laughing. I had to walk away from computer. That was too fucking corny.

I just can’t make this shit up if I wanted to. You guys know me; I started thinking about my own situation.

It’s not secret. By now the word is out. I am slut and I fucking love it. I don’t give damn who knows. I LOVE COCK!!!!!! Ok. Now, that’s out of the way, let’s us proceed. Can the people say hallelujah?

Since I discovered sex and what discovery it was. I can’t seem to stay away from wanting to have a cock in me as much as possible. I love the way my body feels and how it explodes in ecstasy. My preference is a man that knows how to push my boundaries and let me ride him to exhaustion. This rarely happens the way I like. So, every now and then I find that one man that wants to control me and it’s fun but NO ONE listens to what I say or what I write on my profile page (it is long as shit though). I warn the men that I meet that I am trouble. I swear to it. I don't exaggerate about who I am and what I like (this piece is on my profile too. I am sooo clever. Someone high Five this chick. Anyone? No one. Clearing my throat and proceeding. As I was saying..). This has only resulted in me being called some interesting nicknames along the way. I have been called following (a short list because we don’t have that kind of time people) with the reasons beside them:

Sunshine (One of my favorites) – Because I smile and giggle all the time.
Juicy – My pussy stays super wet
Creamy – My pussy get extra creamy when I am going at it hard.
Bertha Butt – Big ass ( this name has stayed with me since I was a )
Supersoaker *– I tend to soak beds with men that can talk dirty and tell me how much they love my juicy pussy

*They were mattresses actually harmed during the fucking. None suffered liked my pussy. Boy, did it suffered. Over and over and over. Yeah I think I can do that again. Crossing my legs tightly.

Maybe my nicknames are a little like the name ( I can’t stop laughing) Jacob assigned his cock. My question to you, do you have a nickname for your cock or pussy? Be honest guys.