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Blogs > castomper > Canadian WTF !!!!

Poor Guy ...  

castomper 61M
922 posts
8/29/2012 8:21 pm
Poor Guy ...

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and<b> ties </font></b>him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
We can't be together ... If you can't handle my weirdness, sarcasm, stupid jokes and my tendency to laugh at almost everything.
pagancountrygirl 66F  
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6466 posts
8/30/2012 5:38 pm

 Bend over honey...he found the vaseline!
That's what he gets for giving his wife up without any kind of protest!
Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


castomper replies on 8/31/2012 8:59 pm:
I Have a feeling he'll be bent over soon enough!!!

sexysixties2 106F
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39750 posts
8/30/2012 9:08 am

 Lovely...that's what he deserves for not protecting his wife!
"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


castomper replies on 8/31/2012 8:57 pm:
Maybe she should have dumped sand in the vaseline!!!

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