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Blogs > castomper > Canadian WTF !!!!

Picking up chicks ....  

castomper 61M
922 posts
12/12/2012 6:32 pm
Picking up chicks ....

A and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and<b> ties </font></b>some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the , and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!

A few days later, the chicken and are playing in the meadow again and the chicken falls into the mud hole. The chicken yells to the to go and get some help from the farmer. The says, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretches over the width of the hole and says, "Grab for my dick and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.

The moral of the story: If you are hung like a , you don't need a Mercedes to pick up a chick.
We can't be together ... If you can't handle my weirdness, sarcasm, stupid jokes and my tendency to laugh at almost everything.
sexysixties2 106F
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39750 posts
12/13/2012 1:16 am

 Now that's funny!!!
"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


castomper replies on 12/13/2012 6:16 pm:
I guess thats why there's so many of those damn Mercedes on the road!!!!!

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