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Blogs > castomper > Canadian WTF !!!!

Oooops another one of those posts ... I guess I'm already going to hell !!!!  

castomper 61M
922 posts
1/4/2013 8:09 pm
Oooops another one of those posts ... I guess I'm already going to hell !!!!

A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store
clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics
rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart
bypass surgery.

He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the
Catholic Hospital he was taken to. A nun was seated next to his bed holding
a clip board loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was
going to pay for his treatment.

"Do you have health insurance?" she asked.

He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."

The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"

He replied, "No money in the bank."

"Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?" asked the
irritated nun.

He said, "I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun."

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns
are married to God."

The patient replied, "Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law."
We can't be together ... If you can't handle my weirdness, sarcasm, stupid jokes and my tendency to laugh at almost everything.
sexysixties2 106F
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39750 posts
1/5/2013 12:27 pm

 Lovely....so did he pay it?
"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


castomper replies on 1/6/2013 12:02 am:
I'm not sure ... but I think he would probably have a way to "fix" it like a traffic ticket!!!

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