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Blogs > castomper > Canadian WTF !!!!

I guess it's the lawyers turn!!!!  

castomper 61M
922 posts
8/10/2013 11:12 pm
I guess it's the lawyers turn!!!!

A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train. The Russian takes a bottle of the Best Vodka out of his pack; pours some into a glass, drinks it, and says: “In USSR, we have the best<b> vodka </font></b>of the world, nowhere in the world you can find Vodka as good as the one we produce in Ukrainia. And we have so much of it, that we can just throw it away…” Saying that, he opens the window and throws the rest of the bottle through it. All the others are quite impressed. The Cuban takes out a pack of Havanas, takes one of them, lights it and begins to smoke it saying: “In Cuba, we have the best cigars of the world: Havanas. Nowhere in the world there is so many and so good cigare and we have so much of them, that we can just throw them away…”. Saying that, he throws the pack of havanas thru the window. One more time, everybody is quite impressed. At this time, the American just stands up, opens the window, and throws the Lawyer through it…
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sexysixties2 106F
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39750 posts
8/12/2013 12:27 pm

 Very funny...but what a waste of good vodka.
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castomper replies on 8/12/2013 4:34 pm:
Yeah ... I just bet the lawyer could have used a shot or two!!!

stars_light4U 66F
3808 posts
8/11/2013 4:20 pm

 "quite impressed" is a perfectly good use of English..!!!
I think TerraNine doesn't know Canadian English...

Looking forward to a good year ahead!!

Stars_light4U


castomper replies on 8/11/2013 8:00 pm:

Hi Stars, that's funny ... I had to re-read the post to know what the fuck he was talking about And I'm still not sure ... Do you think if he was on the train ... we'd be seeing the soles of his shoes???

sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
8/11/2013 8:24 am

 Guess the Lawyer got what he deserved hugs V
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castomper replies on 8/11/2013 7:50 pm:

Yeah ... I think he did ... he didn't say a word though ... but he must have!!!

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