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Blogs > rm_Joanna95060 > Hmmmmmmm

Pink Tank Top and Yellow Undies  

rm_Joanna95060 48F
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123 posts
7/4/2012 8:02 am
Pink Tank Top and Yellow Undies

I live in a 3rd floor apartment with windows that face a cemetery. Privacy? As much as I want.

My sister's house, which was built last year, with neighbors all up in your face? Not so much. But I'm staying at her house, while they're visiting our mom, so the cat can enjoy air conditioning during the heat wave.

I think her neighbor is watching me drink from the juice container. Which is not cool, but there was only a little left, so I didn't want to dirty a glass.

Then I remember...I AM NOT WEARING PANTS!

Now we're both looking at my neon yellow boy-short underwear. The color was too funny to pass up...thank god I'm not the thong type. The damage is done, so I finish my drink and head upstairs to get ready for work.

Their backyards border, so he's not someone I'll see on the street. Damn you suburbia and your tiny backyards!

The pink tank top (fresh out of the laundry) is flattering, even if he colors don't match.

I'll be glad to get home to my dead neighbors and pants-free life when the weather gets cooler.

T_D_H_1982 41M

7/4/2012 10:34 am

 Take it easy on the guy! After all, you made his day. The half-nudity I'm sure he'll forgive. Drinking from the container, on the other hand...now that's a true scandal!


1bighammer1000 59M
4304 posts
7/4/2012 10:45 am

 Don't worry about it, I imagine it was a lovely veiw. I live at the end of a 1/4 mile drive with no one within a half a mile, I still get caught ever so often.
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