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FunPleasurable 60M
1726 posts
10/21/2013 9:39 am
Beijing English


Brochure circulated by a 5-Star Chinese Hotel


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Getting There:
Our representative will make you wait at the airport. The bus to the hotel runs along the lake shore. Soon you will feel pleasure in passing water. You will know that you are getting near the hotel, because you will go round the bend. The manager will await you in the entrance hall. He always tries to have intercourse with all new guests.

The hotel:
This is a family hotel, so are very welcome. We of course are always pleased to accept adultery. Highly skilled nurses are available in the evenings to put down your . Guests are invited to conjugate in the bar and expose themselves to others. But please note that ladies are not allowed to have babies in the bar. We organize social games, so no guest is ever left alone to play with them self.

The Restaurant:
Our menus have been carefully chosen to be ordinary and unexciting. At dinner, our quartet will circulate from table to table, and fiddle with you.

Your Room:
Every room has excellent facilities for your private parts. In winter, every room is on heat. Each room has a balcony offering views of outstanding<b> obscenity. </font></b>You will not be disturbed by traffic noise, since the road between the hotel and the lake is used only by pederasts.

Bed
Your bed has been made in accordance with local tradition. If you have any other ideas please ring for the chambermaid. Please take advantage of her. She will be very pleased to squash your shirts, blouses and underwear. If asked, she will also squeeze your trousers.

Above all:
When you leave us at the end of your holiday, you will have no hope. You will struggle to forget it."

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luv_heartz 50F
2746 posts
10/22/2013 9:50 pm

Hilarious! Thanks for sharing.


FunPleasurable 60M
3997 posts
10/23/2013 6:00 pm

    Quoting AmeliaCox:
    Still laughing 5 minutes after reading this... Can barely type. Lol Thank you.
Well.... There are more to share.
Haha

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FunPleasurable 60M
3997 posts
10/23/2013 6:00 pm

You are most welcome

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wildfox76 110M
2417 posts
10/23/2013 7:02 pm

fun sharing

嚴以律己,寬以待人 --- 是人都說易行難^~^”””//
嚴以律人,寛以待己 --- 是現代人的通病 >"< \\


FunPleasurable 60M
3997 posts
10/23/2013 7:47 pm

I am fun

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